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Song Parodies -> "Were You Doing Some Floozy Neighbor"

Original Song Title:

"Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its' Flavour"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lonnie Donegan

Parody Song Title:

"Were You Doing Some Floozy Neighbor"

Parody Written by:

Rick Cormier

The Lyrics

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Oh-me, oh-my, oh-you
There's no one you won't do
Gals pursue ya, and you get them all to hula
You're quite the gigolo
Guys like you come and go
No babe's out of the question
You'd rob Santa of his ho's

Were you doing some floozy neighbor
In your bed most of the night?
She's your mother's age but, screw it!
Hid her dentures, she won't bite
Was she wearing out her tonsils
Screaming "Bingo!" with delight?
Were you doing some floozy neighbor
In your bed most of the night?

Daphne, across the street
She wasn't so discrete
Her husband, Walter
Said, your gender, he will alter
"Cause he knows about your fling
In that special little swing
Seems, when she drinks, her IQ sinks and
Then she begins to sing

Were you doing some floozy neighbor
In your bed most of the night?
Yeah, like Nike says, just do it
You don't wallow in your plight
Do you use kitchen utensils
When you whet your appetite
Were you doing some floozy neighbor
In your bed most of the night?

Now, there's Flo, she's two doors down
She makes films about your town
She is a voyeur
Likes to watch to be inspired
She let the cameras roll
But, somehow, didn't know
That there was a live feed, straight
To the local cable show

[Spoken]
Q: For what occasion is everybody always late?
A: Their own funeral
Boom, boom

You've been doing some floozy neighbors
In their beds most every night
And their husbands want to hang you,
Disembowel you for spite
If they catch you, you're a dead man
You'd best leave, take the next flight
You've been doing some floozy neighbors
In their beds most every night

In their beds most every night

[Spoken]
You can't say you love "em
You just wanna hold "em tight

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
Thursday, Friday, Sat'day night

In their beds most every night

[Spoken]
You're always caulkin' talkers
And they squawk every time

I bet you'd get less death threats
Gettin' in the pants o' mimes

In their beds most every night. Yeah

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 31

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alvin rhodes - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
top notch stuff throughout but the bingo line just took me apart
Ravyn Rant - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
So many good lines, so few fives to give. "You'd rob Santa of his hos" is classic.
Chris Wolvie - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Amazing, marvelous, stupendous, collosal, tremendous, gigantic, ASTOUNDING, UNBELIEVEABLE, SPECTACULAR, PHENOMINAL...and it's GOOD, too! Fives...out of five!
Matthias - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree with Chris....
TJC - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Masterful as always... "pants-o-mimes" , "live feed" Ha!
Michael Pacholek - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Your parody didn't lose my favor on anything overnight.
PMS - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm with alvin and Ravyn. Those lines just slew me.
AFW - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
I chews this one...
Adagio - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Everything Wolvie said plus hilarious!!! 5's
Rick C - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks to alvin, Ravyn, Chris, Matthias, TJC, Michael, PMS and AFW. I apologize for my absence this past month. I'll try to be around more often. I miss you guys. :-)
Rick C - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Pat. I've missed you too.
Red Ant - September 27, 2006 - Report this comment
I had to read this twice to TOS because I got lost after the second verse, not because of pacing (which is impeccable), but because I was laughing too hard to continue reading. High 5s
Rick C - September 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jack! Look for a recording of this parody in a few weeks. I have a friend who plays ukelele and, he has agreed to lay down a track of it for me. He'll probably sing backup as well. :-)
Meriadoc - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment
The title alone is worth fives.... :-D
Rick C - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Merry :-)
Claude Prez - September 30, 2006 - Report this comment
BINGO!!!
Rick C - September 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow, Claude Prez! Thank you for popping in! Where ya been, stranger?
Claude Prez - September 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey, Rick. I still lurk frequently, and read and vote occasionally. Sometimes I just have to comment. It's not often that a title this great has a song that lives up to it. Yahtzee!
Rick C - September 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks for enjoying my trivial pursuit.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - October 01, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - Floozy has been one of my favorite words ever since I first heard it, and chances are that this parody will be one of my all time favorites too.
Rick C - October 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Well I'm pretty partial to your "Yellow Substitute" too, Peter. :-)
tomario - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
if i give you three 5s would that be a gerri-hattrick ! great parody
Agrimorfee - October 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Bonus points for changing the spoken parts. 555
The Charnstar - October 11, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - HAHAHA! 5-5-5 for just using hte word Floozy, it's like... more than awesome. and No-one uses anymore! And great entry for SOTM
Phil Alexander - October 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Mwahahahaha :-D Funnily enough, I have a "Does your grandmother do favours for the sailors in the night?" sketched out for this song, but I've been trying to tone it down enough to keep it out of whatfreaks... there's a couple of identical lines in here, though :-)
Stuart McArthur - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Rick, you are just an out-and-out star - that recording is so professional, and your voice is so good (and versatile!) and your lyrics are so funny, you're the complete package (did you play the bajo too?) - why you haven't turned up as guest three on Letterman yet is just a complete mystery - 555
Rick C - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you tomario, Agri and the Charnstar.

Phil, it's funny that you said that. There was a thread in the "Parodies" section of the MB entitled something like, "Did you ever have a great idea, only to find out someone else at Amiright had beaten you to it?". I responded that you had beaten me to the ideas three times. I don't remember which songs two of them were but, "Thing in the Road", I do remember. I had it about 3/4 written when I looked it up and saw your version. Same title, same theme and, a couple of the lines were identical.

Stu, thanks mate! No, there's no banjo in there. The only instruments are the ukelele and bass. A couple of my friends (Bill Rogers and Bob Cleary) played the ukelele tracks and I did the bass line. Bob also played the spoons and whistle. I added the other percussion with the PC. Bill sang harmony in the choruses and Bob did a couple of the spoken parts at the end.

As far as Letterman goes, I'm not looking to be famous, just to make people laugh :-)
The Charnstar - October 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Great Recording!
Red Ant - October 19, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) WARNING! Do not listen to Rick's recording if you are drinking a beverage, or are prone to swallowing your tongue! This is now my 2nd favorite parody recording ever, right behind the "Masturbator" parody of the "Macarena." Even w/o the recording, this is still fuinny. And, see above!.
Rick C - October 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you Charnstar and Red Ant! Jack, I don't know the Macarena parody but, if it's your favorite recording, I've got to hear it. Any idea where I might find a copy?
Rick C - October 19, 2006 - Report this comment
If anyone is interested in downloading the latest version, I updated the recording on SoundClick this morning. I added a harmony just before Daphne's line and adjusted the volume in a couple of places. Thanks for listening.
Jack Wilson - October 21, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) LOL that was aweosme! 555!
Michael McVey - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes, I do know the original, and you have described "The Philanderer" to a T. --MM
Tim Mayfield - October 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Must say the first couplet is a purely brilliant statement. Fantastic lines scattered all over the floor, er place.
Jeff Reuben - October 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Sotm-Absolutely loved the chorus, great job making the OS fit to the parody (which I know from Dr. Demento). Great job, 5s!
Red Ant - October 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Rick, I Limewired my copy. AFAIK, it was done by Tom Green and Adam Sandler, so it might also be on one of their CDs.
wannabemustangjockey - October 29, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - I listened to your MP3 on Soundclick before seeing this. It's hilarious!
bobpiecheese - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I'm lucky I'm too young to understnad this...I don't think I really want to! Please don't take it personally, Rick. Well done!
Kristof Robertson - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Rick, I remain in awe...brilliant parody and top-notch recording. This has your trademark nudge nudge wink wink-ery in spades. 555+
Spaff.com - January 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Just listened to it again. Still wonderful with TMGLTM. You're a top-notch lyricist, and I'd love to see you do "Some Floozy Neighbor" on stage sometime. Lemme know when you go on tour. I'll be the one on the front row wearing the Rick Cormier T-shirt.
Below Average Dave - March 31, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTY) Well to be honest, I didn't read this one. . .you know why I didn't read this one? Because I've heard it everyday for about 50 days straight, it's in my personal CD player. . .I think that says what I think of it.
UnKnownVo - March 03, 2008 - Report this comment
555 Sir,, for this delightful ~Bed Bug~ tale.

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