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Song Parodies -> "Murder In Slow Motion"

Original Song Title:

"Locomotion"

Original Performer:

Little Eva

Parody Song Title:

"Murder In Slow Motion"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Legal body's doin' a necromance now,
(Comose lady's murder in slow motion)
No matter if you like it,
You need to take a stance now.
(Comose lady's murder in slow motion)
A bitter legal system can do as it please,
The pleas they now are airing on Court TV.
So c'mon, c'mon, stop these loco motions and feed.
They need to get a grip now,
For comose lady, thumbs up, thumbs down.
So now what is the legal ground?
Anybody prove it what's in her brain now?
(Comose lady's murder in slow motion)
Lawyer thugs make motions,
That the courts sustain now.
(Comose lady's murder in slow motion)
Felos made me queasy now,
With his news console.
He had agenda hidden as he did extol.
So c'mon, c'mon, stop these loco motions and feed.

(Instrumental Break)

Do you think the state should dictate communion?
(Comose lady's murder in slow motion)
State orders the plans for this holy union.
(Comose lady's murder in slow motion)
They always seem to rant
When a city or two
Puts greetings lining Happy
Christmas avenues.
So c'mon, c'mon you can't have loco notions both ways.

(Instrumental Break)

So why don't they dislike it
When the state tells the church now?
(Comose lady's murder in slow motion)
The state just has no business
About telling the church how
(Comose lady's murder in slow motion)
A bitter legal system can do as it please
The pleas they now are airing on Court TV
So c'mon, c'mon, stop these loco motions and feed.
So c'mon, c'mon, stop these loco motions and feed.

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