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Song Parodies -> "Do The Joe-Commotion"

Original Song Title:

"The Locomotion "

Original Performer:

Little Eva

Parody Song Title:

"Do The Joe-Commotion"

Parody Written by:

CML

The Lyrics

This idea was well received by neighbors, seeing as Joe Bidens stumble on the stairs has been seen by everyone
Everybody's talking about a brand new dance now
(C'mon Biden, do the Joe-Comotion)
I know its gonna shock you if you give it a glance now
(C'mon Biden, do the Joe-Commotion)
My little 12 month grandson, he can do it with ease
Its whackier than dealing that AOC
So C'mon, C'mon and do the Joe-Commotion for me

You barely swing your arms now
C'mon Biden ... Look up, look back
Oh, I think you forgot your mask*

Now that we are watching it, lets say a prayer now
(C'mon Biden, do the Joe-Commotion)
A stumbly, stumbly motion on the airplane stairs now
(C'mon Biden, do the Joe-Commotion)
We thought it would be easy, now we'll need to spin
A little loss of balance and a lot of wind
So c'mon, c'mon and do the Joe-Commotion for me

C'mon Biden do the Joe-Commotion
C'mon Biden do the Joke-a-motion
C,mon Biden do the Joker-motion
C'mon Biden do the Joco-motion

Moving towsrd the fake mike in a Joe-Commotion
(C'mon B, do the Joe-Commotion
Do it speaking flatly as you show no emotion
(C'mon Biden, do the Joe-Commotion)
There isnt any task that you cant miscue
It kinda makes it obvious that they staged a coup
So c'mon c'mon do the Joe-Commotion for me

You gotta mince your steps now
C'mon Biden .. walk up, fall flat
Oh there's something here you lack, (Woe, woe)

C'mon, Biden, do the Jocomotion
C'mon Biden, do the Joe-Commotion ....

*One of the strongest indicators thst Biden is no longer there. After a short speech about Covid and the need to heed the science about masks, Biden walks away from the podiums and tries to interact at close range with people without his mask! And this was a day after he said in a speech, "For Gods sake, wear a mask!"

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Michael Pacholek - March 26, 2021 - Report this comment
And then he gives a press conference where he mops the floor with the questioners. They asked if he's running for re-election? Yeah, he's running for re-election. And he's gonna win.
Ann - March 26, 2021 - Report this comment
this election stuff, well I think I'll need a sack
Patrick - March 26, 2021 - Report this comment
At $4 a gallon, we'll have to mail in our votes as we won't be able to drive to the polls. Biden will probably hand over the presidency to Harris before the end of the year. It's easier to give a press conference if you have the questions in advance and time to rehearse the answers. I missed the conference. My brother says it was pitiful. If he wasn't President, it would be just sad. First day in office: killed thousands of jobs, threw away our energy independence, wrecked women's sports, and invited thousands of unaccompanied childen to walk through Mexico to join the US welfare rolls. Then came Day Two.
Arch Vile - March 26, 2021 - Report this comment
@Patrick On top of that, if those unaccompanied kids get integrated in today's "education program", I can't fathom how they will ever be able to make a life for themselves as adults.
Libby - March 27, 2021 - Report this comment
^^ok Tatiana.
Chris Bodily TM - March 28, 2021 - Report this comment
I gave you 531 for personal (political) reasons. The "coup" line did it for me. Biden won fair and square.
Dylan Baranski - March 28, 2021 - Report this comment
Although I don't 100% agree with this parody, it's one of the less incendiary ones I've seen so far. Personally, I love the rock version of the original song by Grand Funk Railroad, and this obscure disco version by a band called Ritz.
CML - March 29, 2021 - Report this comment
Lets recall two recent cognitive breakdowns so egregious they fall under the legal theory of "Res Ipse Loquitor" (The Thing Speaks for Itself) About a week ago, Biden was speaking on the subject of Covid while wearing a mask. Keep in mind that he hammered mask wearing and mask shaming relentlessly. He even spoke of the need of a national mask mandate. After he finished talking, he went to shake hands with people in the room WITHOUT his mask on! Several people tried to point out to him that he forgot his mask. It took him about 5 seconds for him to catch on. Which can only mean that Joe is either becoming senile or has the self control and awareness of a 7 year old .......... If anything, this second incident is even worse. At a ceremony to announce the first two female 4 star generals, Biden forgot the name of the first black SecDef that he had just nominated and called the Pentagon, "that outfit over there" .............. So, just to get our bearings, Joe Biden had spent 50 years in DC in offices that are only 3 miles away from one of the largest office buildings in the world which, for easy reference, is named after its shape. It is also one the ten most famous and important buildings in America. This would be as ludicrous as Putin referring to Red Square as "that parade ground over there."
Patrick - March 29, 2021 - Report this comment
You have to feel sorry for all those Honduran and Salvadoran children Biden invited to walk across Mexico to join the Democrat voter rolls. As Arch Vile points out, their real troubles may just be beginning. I just saw a cosmetic ad on TV which, as required by political correctness, stated that its products are not tested on animals. Maybe that's what will be done with all the unaccompanied children swarming over the border into Presiden Obama's cages. Saw something about Biden turning the border mess over to Harris. Or, as one conservative columnist reported, Biden just staged a bloodless coup against himself.
House Buggy - March 30, 2021 - Report this comment
Patrick and CML, Parler is waiting for you.
Patrick - April 01, 2021 - Report this comment
Who is Parler? From what I remember, "parler" (pronounced "par-lay" is French for "talk".
CML - April 06, 2021 - Report this comment
Patrick, Parler is (was?) a right wing alternative to Faceborg/Tw#tter. It was cut off from servers owned by Amazon at the behest of those "full throated debate loving" liberals and was down for awhile and may not have recovered yet. So it may be that House Buggy is insulting us
Patrick - April 06, 2021 - Report this comment
Seems to be that's what we're here for.
CML - April 07, 2021 - Report this comment
In our latest iteration of Joe causing a commotion, our National Healer in chief called the new Georgia election laws, which creates the least restrictive voting system our nation has ever seen (with the exception of the ten or so systems that were created by extra constitutional means in 2020) .. "Jim Crow on steroids" ............... So let me tell you what "Jim Crow on 3 squares a day" was all about. First, you subjected Black voters, who generally had to quit school in 4th grade to help support their families, to a "literacy test" which 90% of them would fail. For those who survived this, you charged a fee that few of them could afford. And for those who overcame those hurdles, you subjected them to harassment at the polls ............ So what would Jim Crow on steroids be ; siccing German Shepherds on any black voters who showed up to vote? No, its worse. It's requiring black voters present ID when they come to vote or drop off their mail in ballot. Gee Wally, dont black people need ID to drive and do a million other things, just like Mom and Dad? And arent there welfare offices in the inner cities that would be glad to help them get an ID? Cause it seems they would want black people to vote, wouldnt they? .... So how can that be like Jim Crow on steroids? And by the way, whats a steroid? And who is Jim Crow?
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https://www.history.com/topics/early-20th-century-us/jim-crow-laws

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