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Song Parodies -> "Public Execution"

Original Song Title:

"Locomotion"

Original Performer:

Little Eva

Parody Song Title:

"Public Execution"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

This must be the sickest parody I've so far written. As you might know, the Islamic law, sharia, contains several harsh and brutal punishments, and one of the most barbarous is public stoning the adulterers to death. It is carried just in the same way as in biblical times - male onlookers throw stones upon the poor victim, usually woman, who'll usually leave orphans after her. According to Iranian law, the stones must not be large enough to kill the victim on one hit, but not small enough to count as pebbles. My song is a satirical protest against this barbaric form of legalized murder.
Now everybody join dealin' justice today now
(C'm on buddy for public execution)
So gather all the boulders and the stones and the rocks now
(C'm on buddy for public execution)
Now some unlucky woman has been framed from cheat
She has been sentenced to death and stoning's treat
So come on, come on,
Public execution to deal!

It ain't no hanging, shooting
Not e-chair, gas chamber
it ain't the needle either

Now that all you have the stones let's make a ring now
(C'mon buddy to public execution)
Chug-a chug the rocks at girl and have a good aim now
(C'mon buddy to public execution)
Throw them with no mercy and don't give a gulp
Stones and rocks and boulders - she'll be bloody pulp
So come on, come on,
Public execution to deal!

You gotta throw your rocks now
Come on, come on,
Public execution to deal!
Yeah

Chug chug (sampling)

If anyone is questioning his conscience: "Is this right?"
(C'mon buddy for public execution)
It all is found in Quran and sure it show the God's might
(C'mon buddy for public execution)
There's never been penalty that's so righteous to deal
and all those bearded fellahs they all yell with zeal:
"So come on come on,
Public execution to deal!"
You gotta throw your rocks now!

(sickening thuds)

Come on, come on,
Public esxecution to deal
Come on, come on,
Public execution to deal
You gotta throw your rocks now

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Red Ant - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry Susanna, 524. This is sick and barbaric ( stonings ). I understand the protest but as a parody it isn't funny. It is as you have said to me a few times it is " witty " and " thought awakening ". This one doesn't qualify under my own personal "funny exceptions" category. Point well made though.

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