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Song Parodies -> "Come Back, I'll Glove You Tomorrow"

Original Song Title:

"WIll You (Still) Love Me Tomorrow"

Original Performer:

Little Anthony & the Imperials

Parody Song Title:

"Come Back, I'll Glove You Tomorrow"

Parody Written by:

Stan Hall

The Lyrics

A special order for Meriadoc, whom my previous parody of this song thematically disappointed. Herewith a proctological parody of Little Anthony and the Imperials' "WIll You (Still) Love MeTomorrow"
"Come back, I'll Glove you Tomorrow"

I said, “Doc, I’m sick! When I tackle
The task of voidings cloacal,
I strain in vain, ’cause something’s clogged the drain.”
Doc said, “I’ll glove you tomorrow.”

The doc said “There isn’t a cure.” He
Said “Yes” when I asked “Are you sure?” He
Then said, “You’re dead, but don't give up. Instead,
Come back, I’ll glove you tomorrow.”

I thought “I'll not toss in the towel!
There must be something more to try.
I trenched all night with a trowel
'Til the blockage went bye-bye

The doc just couldn’t believe it.
He asked me, “How’d you relieve it?”
I told. “That’s bold,” he said, "but I'm not sold ...
Come back, I'll glove you tomorrow.”

Yeah, yeah, this one's pretty crappy, but maybe okay for a 15-minute special. :-) © Stan Hall

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alvin - January 13, 2008 - Report this comment
you put the logical in the mental imagery of trowel trenching
Meriadoc - January 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Excellent! BTW, you should check out the Michael Stanley Band's version of the OS; it's wonderful.
PMS - January 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Stan Hall - January 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Meriadoc -- thanks. Re MSB will see what I can find.
Peregrin - January 13, 2008 - Report this comment
This song was a pain in the arse! But only the theme :)

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