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Song Parodies -> "The Girl Can't Alp It"

Original Song Title:

"The Girl Can't Help It"

Original Performer:

Litlle Richard

Parody Song Title:

"The Girl Can't Alp It"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

She can't Alp it, the girl can't Alp it,
She can't Alp it, the girl can't Alp it,
In Switzerland, she tries to mountain climb
She can't Alp it, the girl can't Alp it,
She can get half high, but she can't reach the prime
She can't Alp it, the girl can't Alp it,
She can heave a hook and land it on a dime
(But) She can't Alp it, the girl can't Alp it,
The girl can't Alp it cuz' she gets nose bleeds
She can't Alp it, the girl can't Alp it,
It freaks her out when buzzards perch in trees
She can't Alp it, the girl can't Alp it
She's commando up there, the girl can't Alp it
She can't Alp it, the girl can't Alp it
The girl can't Alp it,
I'm her boyfriend and we have some fun,
She can't Alp it, the girl can't Alp it
Takes a shower where the waterfalls run,
She can't Alp it, the girl can't Alp it
She makes the mountain lions lick their tongue
She can't Alp it, the girl can't Alp it,
She's not Swiss born, she is Viennese
The girl can't Alp it, the girl can't Alp it,
When she tries too hard she skins her knees
She can't Alp it, the girl can't Alp it
Borrow'd my climbin' pole - a spare,
She still can't Alp it, so I don't Alp it,
We stop to rest beside a tree,
Hands on pole - it's exciting me,
The girl can't Alp it, but she loves me
She can't Alp it, the girl can't Alp it
But she can sure help me...

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Susanna Viljanen - March 20, 2012 - Report this comment
You summit all quite well at. At least 555 m of altitude.
Callmelennie - March 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Come here, Honey; I wanna Himalaya ;D
AFW - March 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Susanna, and Lennie...good punny comments..

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