Nobody knows where the captain has gone,
And Sulu's just lost his mind.
It's so hard holding command,
With alien's so unkind.
Bridge to Scotty, make it fly like you want to,
Aye, I can naught dew,
Yai, now me warp blew,
Impulse fried too, is your zappin' quite through?

Searchin' through records,
Though chances are slight.
These evil clones are hostile,
Will Scotty's gauge find the key?
Now Spock's beginning to smile.
Beam us Scotty, all the way back from Plu-to,
Play with the warp flow,
Just make this ship go,
I've got warp two, hope the engines don't blow.

Sulu and Spock, he just beamed back on board,
Spock is not lookin' green,
Hit with some death-ray device,
Sulu's startin' to sting.
Come on Scotty, beam McCoy back to these two,
See what can he do,
He'll pull them through, just found the captain too.