Song Parodies -> "Dumb Lies, Commie Crap, & Failure"

Original Song Title:

"Sunshine, Lollipops, & Rainbows"

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Original Performer:

"Dumb Lies, Commie Crap, & Failure"

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The Lyrics

Dumb lies, commie crap, and failure;
Everything's despicable
'Cause we've got welfare queens in power.
Duller than a manhole cover,
Zero care;
Cancer patients in despair.
Smoke from pants on fire:
Free stuff promised by a liar!

Promises, dumb lies,
Commie crap, and failure,
And trillions to bail your
Overlords' banks out.

Epic failure!

Dumb lies, commie crap, and failure;
Everything's despicable;
Can't trust a word they say;
They party while you pay!

(Wooo-weee-ooo-ooo...)

Dumb lies, commie crap, and failure;
Everything's despicable:
The welfare queens are still in power.
Duller than a manhole cover,
And it's clear
Benefits will disappear
As health care costs rise;
Voters sold a pack of lies!

Promises, dumb lies,
Commie crap, and failure,
And trillions to bail your
Empire of lies out.

Stupid voters!

Dumb lies, commie crap, and failure;
Everything's despicable;
For death panels, you'll pay--
For murder drugs!
Fascist thugs!
--While doctors go away!

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