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Song Parodies -> "Drive On By"

Original Song Title:

"Walk On By"

Original Performer:

Leroy Van Dyke

Parody Song Title:

"Drive On By"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

As I'm cruising my Chevy out on the interstate,
Looming large, in my left side rearview sight, (rear sight)
Painting nails, checking hairdo, and texting on her cell,
Is a gal in a small Ford Focus, white

Just drive on by,
Impatient horn-er..
Why be in such a hurry, Holy Cow!
Just drive on by,
Turn at the corner..
I sure don't need no bumper sticker, now..

Whisper close, I can tell that she's missed her morning floss
Remnants from egg McMuffins dot her snarl (her snarl)
Like a dancer, I brake tap, but she will not back off
Neon lips, loudly mouth an "F-you, Karl.."

Just drive on by,
Impatient horn-er..
Why be in such a hurry, Holy Cow!
Just drive on by,
Then take the corner
I sure don't need no bumper sticker, now..

Through a gauntlet of orange barrels, I steer my Malibu
Trapped within a one-lane zone for a stretch (a stretch)
She keeps bobbing and weaving like Mike Tyson would do
Never did see a more frustrated wretch..

Hey, drive on by,
Impatient horn-er.
Zig zag around these barrels, Holy Cow!
Please drive on by,
Female Forlorn-er!
I sure don't need no bumper sticker, now..

Fifty-five is the limit, and I'm doin' fifty-six
That extra mile-an-hour should suffice, (suffice)
When we're clear of construction, she floors and roars on past
Flips me her middle finger..aww, not nice..

A brief ten seconds later lights flash upon the scene,
A Trooper Tom has stopped this little lass,(little lass)
She paints meek and humble, no longer "Madame Mean."
The cop writes her a ticket, as I pass

Sweet as that pie,
Of old Jack Horner,
I flash a "Told You So" smile at this frau
Just drove on by,
Speed signs had warned her
She won't be no one's bumper sticker, now

She won't be no one's bumper sticker, now

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LilCougarCakes - June 11, 2010 - Report this comment
L'Air de Farce, Le Marquis de Mal oBoob . . . was MadameMean a 'double-D', Sir ? ?
AFW - June 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, LCC...yes, she was a double-D...Drove Dumb
Text-ass Girl - June 11, 2010 - Report this comment
F u dnt lik my drvng try da cydwok nex tme.

Serious subject - hilarious parody. Texting 5's atcha.
Ryan Seacrest - June 11, 2010 - Report this comment
If you are voting 5's on this parody text 555 to 57454. Standard rates apply - you will have two hours after reading this to vote.
AFW - June 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, TaG and Ryan..AFW, Out!!
Ms-B-Cakes - June 17, 2010 - Report this comment
VaintyFair: QueenLiz is on the cover a la 1959 . . . check it out, Sir: RubyLips & DoubleDee's aplenty, Sir L'AIR de Farce, Duke oLeer & Cheer !
AFW - June 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Do you mean the F-F-Fabulous Liz Taylor, LCC? You mean the current mag, or the one dated "59"? In my young years, my drool dames were Marilyn Monroe and Brigette Bardot...Liz had a great body, but I thought she was over rated as an actress...her voice was always sort of strange and childlike ...I did think she was really good in her young pre-teen and teen years films, though...some of those she did with Roddy McDowell....I
norCALvotrix - June 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Qui, Qui, Sir L'AIR de Farce, 'tis LaLIZ on this month's VANITY FAIR mag at your local groceryStore! ! in her full glory a la '59 . . .and lookin' sooooo fine, ~Le Duke oLeer & Cheer~ ! PS: inside it does have a photo of her in '55 during the GIANT filming . . . she was so innocent, yet tempting there . . . the entire article/photo spread focuses mainly on her relationship/marriages to BURTON, her favorite hubby. . . . but truly, Sir, the VF Cover will stun you ! ! enjoy your weekend, Sir L'AIR; I'm off early today to see BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN at SanMateo Cnty Fair ths evening! I saw Tower oPower there last Summer!
NorCal-B-Lady - June 18, 2010 - Report this comment
~ ELEPHANT WALK~ in the mid50's is a favorite of mine; she was good in that little known film.

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