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Song Parodies -> "Rice Ain't Nice"

Original Song Title:

"Rice Is Nice"

Original Performer:

Lemon Pipers

Parody Song Title:

"Rice Ain't Nice"

Parody Written by:

Violet T. Riol

The Lyrics

Was fine at Stanford, shoulda stayed there
And what is with Rice and that hair?!
We lost Colin and then we got you
What exactly is it that you do?

Rice ain't nice, that's what I say
Rice needs vise on teeth that stray
Rice on ice, skating forte
Rice ain't nice, please send her away

She and "Decider" a worthless two
Blackwater goons are under her purview
At least in 2008 she'll disappear
This witch from hell under helmet hair

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