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Song Parodies -> "Working in a Car Wash"

Original Song Title:

"Working In A Coal Mine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lee Dorsey

Parody Song Title:

"Working in a Car Wash"

Parody Written by:

Thor2000

The Lyrics

For one year, I made the mistake of working in a car wash. My buddy said it was an easy job, but he lied. He quit shortly after I started. That should have tipped me off. No one stayed working there for more than a week because we were always short-handed. No matter how fast, how hard or how dilgent you were, you just could not get a break to catch your breath....
Dying in the car wash
Frying in the sun here
Dying in the car wash
Whoa, customers really rude here
Dying in the car wash
Frying in the sun here
Dying in the car wash
Whoa, customers really rude here

Five O’clock in the morning
Cars already lining up here
Lord, I’m so tired
Why the heck do I work here?
I’m…

Dying in the car wash
Frying in the sun here
Dying in the car wash
Whoa, customers really rude here
Dying in the car wash
Frying in the sun here
Dying in the car wash
Whoa, Customers really rude here

Cuz’ we’re still on call in winter
Oh, we go by the number on the car
Even while snow comes falling down
We’re still washing cars on the frozen cold ground?!
I’ve been….

Dying in the car wash
Freezing in the cold here
Dying in the car wash
Whoa, customers really rude here
Dying in the car wash
Freezing in the cold here
Dying in the car wash
Whoa, Customers really rude here

Lord, I’m so tired!!
How many cars left?
Where are they coming from?!
I’ve been…

Dying in the car wash
Frying in the sun here
Dying in the car wash
Whoa, customers really rude here
Dying in the car wash
Frying in the sun here
Dying in the car wash
Whoa, customers really rude here

Five O’clock in the morning
Cars already lining up here
Lord, I’m so tired
Why the heck do I work here?
I’m…

Dying in the car wash
Frying in the sun here
Dying in the car wash
Whoa, customers really rude here
Dying in the car wash
Frying in the sun here
Dying in the car wash
Whoa, customers really rude here

I’m leaving to work at McDonalds!
At least THEY get health benefits…..


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Susanna Viljanen - April 24, 2008 - Report this comment
I symphatize you. Working in a car wash is very exhausting job, and not too well paying either.
carWashCakes - April 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Come on y'all and sing it with me . . . CarWash . . workin' as a carwasher. Sometimes the works gets kinda hard . . . . This ain't no place to be, if you plan on being a star!

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