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Song Parodies -> "Flirtin' With A Bovine"

Original Song Title:

"Working In A Coalmine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lee Dorsey

Parody Song Title:

"Flirtin' With A Bovine"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

flirtin' with a bovine
hangin' 'round farms, yeah
flirtin' with a bovine
whoop ! ...i want a milkcow

three o' clock in the morning
there's "ol' betty" on the lawn
lord, i'm on fire
not long, till i hop on

because i'm
flirtin' with a bovine
hangin' 'round farms, yeah
flirtin' with a bovine
whoop ! ...i want a milkcow

cause i go in the morning
the farmer can't see me come
for if he found...that i came 'round
i'd be fired...and miss the fun

because i'm
flirtin' with a bovine
hangin' 'round farms, yeah
flirtin' with a bovine
whoop ! ...i want a milkcow

lord, i'm on fire
not long till i hop on

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Michael Pacholek - December 13, 2005 - Report this comment
No B.S. here. Me and my big mouth, I had to suggest a concept album along these lines, and it looks like we're gonna get one. Maybe I should just write one and get it over with... or so to speak.
John Barry - December 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm gonna add to the album tomorrow with another bovine-titled tune. Five ruminant stomachs for this.
Red Ant - December 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Udderly good stuff.
alvin rhodes - December 13, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks michael john and red ant
Johnny D - December 13, 2005 - Report this comment
What, not "Jerkin' On A Pole-Vine" ? Good job, alvin. 5s
Ravyn Rant - December 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I saw the title first. I thought, "It's gotta be Alvin." And it was. I have this interesting mental picture of future generations referring to your bovine explorations as "his pastoral years"...or maybe "the animal husbandry phase"...just don't let them catch you at it! ;)
alvin rhodes - December 13, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks johnny and ravyn....and no, i was not raised on a farm
MasonR - December 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Holy cow that was funny!
Rex - December 13, 2005 - Report this comment
A mooving tale (or is it tail)?
carol - December 13, 2005 - Report this comment
ok I'm going to milk this for all it's worth 555
AFW - December 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I dig farm parodies...fives
Phil Alexander - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
:-)
Rick C - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
This one milked some laughs out of me. 555
alvin rhodes - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks mason rex carol AFW phil and rick

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