-> "Sukiyaki: the REAL Translation"
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"Sukiyaki: the REAL Translation"
We sank your battleships and
Blew up your airplanes too.
We killed your troops on a warm, peaceful Sunday morning.
We invaded all
East Asia too,
And did it all without a warning!
We enslaved those Chinese women,
Turned them into “comfort girls”.
We marched your troops sixty miles with no food or water.
We laughed while they died.
If they dropped aside,
We’d whip out our swords and do more slaughter.
We just raped and pillaged from Rangoon to Wake;
Roosevelt's vow of vengeance was not a mistake!
We invented suicide bombers
And the human wave attack.
We dug in deep, vowed to die for our Emperor's glory,
Issued women pikes,
Satchel bombs to tykes.
You knew the end would be more than gory!
Leave our land of birth
Nothing but scorched earth
But Li'l Boy and Fat Man changed the story!
Then when we surrendered, our country you rebuilt.
But instead of thanks, we heaped on you tons of guilt!
We will outsell your autos,
TV sets and cameras, too.
Your unions rail at your swelled unemployment ranks.
Just so you know,
As you watch your money go,
We're laughing all the way to the banks!
[Whistling to fade out]
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