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Song Parodies -> "They Call The Wine Sangria"

Original Song Title:

"They Call The Wind Mariah"

Original Performer:

Kingston Trio

Parody Song Title:

"They Call The Wine Sangria"

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The Lyrics

They call the wine Sangria

Some choose top shelf
Some pick no name
And some just drink draft bee-yah
But, alcohol,
That's best of all,
Is the wine they call Sangria..

Sangria makes the stars move 'round
And sends great spirits flying..
Sangria makes the red blood pound
Brings Heaven without dying..

They call the wine Sangria

Before I knew Sangria's name
I'd point and say, "That red stuff."
Just like a girl, it sparks my tongue
And makes me think of bed stuff..

Then, one sad day,
Down at the bar
Looked up, the shelf was empty
And, I felt lost,
Oh God, so lost..
No Sangria to tempt me..

They had no wine Sangria

There are many great names in booze
Like "Four Roses" "Jack Daniels"
An average lush won't pick and choose
Or care about the handles..
But, I'm locked up, about to die
Down here in St. Lucia..
Because I shot the bar maid dead
When she said, "No Sangria.."

They call the wine Sangria

Grant my last request...

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Andria - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Great take on a timeless OS, and you picked my favorite type of cheap wine (which I drink a lot of, specifically, Franzia [kind of rhymes with Andria, but not quite], which is in a refrigerateable box with a tap) as the subject. 555
alvin - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
i don't care for wine but this went down easy
John Barry - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Title of the day.
AFW - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Folks..
Andria - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
AFW, if you want to try another song about sangria, I have a suggestion- "Candida" by Tony Orlando and Dawn. I also want to write a parody of that same OS about my neverending battle with yeast infections that I have fought since age 9. Should I write it?
Fino Sherry - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Forget Sangria, if you can my dear fellow.. Sail to Port... to Port I say! Five regional blends para ti! Ole, Senor Farce!
Guy - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I've never heard anyone whine so much about wine. You whined so much over it that you actually took a life. You should seek help immediately or if and when you get out of jail. Here's 5 chunks of cheese to go with that whine. Get thee to an AA meeting post haste.

Hi, I'm AFW and I'm a sangraholic.
AFW - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, all for V and C
Kristof Robertson - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Great twist at the end, AFW....we don't get sangria in bottles here in the UK: you have to go to a nasty tapas bar to get some. Great stuff. 555

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