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Song Parodies -> "In the Court of Kardashian"

Original Song Title:

"The Court of the Crimson King"

Original Performer:

King Crimson

Parody Song Title:

"In the Court of Kardashian"

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The Lyrics

Everywhere you look. it is Kardashian this and Kardashian that. The three K Sisters are off taking someplace or another ( Kim at least already took People Magazine and others for 18 Million plus Comps) and despite their mercenary actions (No doubt fomented by Kris Jenner), you would think that we would leartn...but no...we stand vacuous and drooling for the next chapter in their saga....
In the Court of Kardashian

(Sung to King Crimson "In the COurt of the Crimson King)

In the land of reality TV
a family reigned on high...
Bruce and Kris along with six
I paused to wonder why.
While the human being
K Street's earn what money that they can;
Scott and Rob are afterthoughts....
In the Court of Kardashian.....

I beheld the brunette entourage
And Bruce without a clue
If celebrities used more of their brain
They would know much more it's true.
BCP's cure many things but I doubt you'd understand...
It's time to Take another place...
In the Court of Kardashian...

Kourtney, Kim and Khloe
are youthful woman souls......
But Kim is the ascendant one
With the 18 M she stole...
Mom, what do I do now
My Trending's wearing thin....
Said she, have kids with Kanye...
In the Court of Kardashian....

On harsh grey mornings my mind cries....
I quickly scratch my back..
The K's have upstaged Phineas
.their show is Digital Crack
But my brain needs a fix now
And the Kardashians are in....
I eagerly await the new season...
In the Court of Kardashian...
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WarrenB - January 07, 2013 - Report this comment
Had a tough time with pacing, but the story was a nice read.

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