-> "The Tragedy of Toomer's Oaks"
Original Song Title:
"Court of the Crimson King"
Parody Song Title:
"The Tragedy of Toomer's Oaks"
The poisoned ground around the trees
Smelt like a dying frog.
The leaves would come and go no more;
The trees would soon be logs.
The toilet papering soon would cease,
As a Bama fan did lie
Concerning his identity
In that wrong of the Crimson Tide.
We fans of the War Eagle knew
(As we were middle class)
That Dixie's very upper crust
Should for this kiss our ass.
Though a fan of TCU I be,
I can't but empathize
For Auburn's rich tradition lost
To a fan of the Crimson Tide.
It's worse than Boise being snubbed
Or TCU left out
Of what they call a title game
Or something thereabouts
'Cos there's no excuse for what this guy
Did in the name of pride
Of the elephant of white and red
From the school of the Crimson Tide.
I checked Phil Steele and he did add
Insult to injury
By picking Auburn for dead last
In the west of SEC.
Yet, though that should be soon waved off,
This crime I shall deride:
That worse than any win or loss
Is this plague from the Crimson Tide!
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