Song Parodies -> "Curse of the Crimson Tide"

Original Song Title:

"Court of the Crimson King"

Original Performer:

"Curse of the Crimson Tide"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

In case you haven't figured it out yet: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crimson+tide (Thanks goes to Agrimorfee for originally teaching me this word)

My girl changed from kind to rude
I’ll tell ya I was stunned
I don’t know why she’s acting strange
My torment’s just begun
She’s like a viper and I’m screwed
There’s nowhere I can hide
I went to ask my friend he shrugged
“That’s the curse of the crimson tide”

[Instrumental]

Once dating her was such a breeze
Now I’m hearing high pitched screams
She called my mom a filthy whore
While chucking cans of beans
She screams her sweat pants need some starch
Stop nagging me my bride!
I don’t know why she’s such a b*tch
What’s the curse of the crimson tide?

[Instrumental]

Did research at the library
To find the reason why she scours
What I found out made my lid flip
I think I need a shower!
I returned to find her super mad
She’s giving me snake eyes
I hope someday my poor balls will heal
Damn you curse of the crimson tide!

[Instrumental]

Jane changed back to my happy wife
For once I am not choked
It’s hard to understand her mind
But finally she’s coaxed
The evil bastard goes away
Her area has dried
But once a month she’s in a trance
Called the curse of the crimson tide!

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Michael Pacholek - March 04, 2011 - Report this comment

Fooled me, I thought this was going to be about the University of Alabama football team. But if this is what your woman is doing to you, can we still call you "Deacon Blues"?

Old Man Ribber - March 04, 2011 - Report this comment

Matthias - Fooled me too. This is certainly not the time or place to proclaim "Roll Tide!". Fine job. ;D

agrimorfee - March 10, 2011 - Report this comment

(ArtistryL Thanks for the nod where a nod was due. That being said, I couldnt reconcile how a man could be married and not know why his sweetie is off her nut every 28 days or so.

Below Average Dave - March 11, 2011 - Report this comment

I have to admit, curse of the Crimson Tide had me in the same place mentally as Michael Pacholek's initial thought process, I've never heard of that kind of "Crimson Tide" it makes sense, and you get on me for supporting fart parodies. . .

Blaydeman - March 14, 2011 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Interesting title wording. And an equally interesting parody.

bobpiecheese - March 22, 2011 - Report this comment

(Artistry) I thought the meaning of the title was obvious, but then again American football teams are kinda out of my realm of knowledge. Great parody here, always refreshing to see a title sub that doesn't rhyme with the original. 555, period!

Rex - March 23, 2011 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Bloody good job.

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