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Song Parodies -> "21st Century Altoids Man"

Original Song Title:

"21st Century Schizoid Man"

Original Performer:

King Crimson

Parody Song Title:

"21st Century Altoids Man"

Parody Written by:

Yoidy

The Lyrics

I'm feeling foppish. Very art rockish. How 'bout you?
Waiting tongue, open jaw
Tingly taste buds scream for more
At halitosis' oral door
21st Century Altoids Man

Candy rack chewer sire
Cheek bacteria's funeral pyre
Palate burned with spearmint fire
21st Century Altoids Man

Mint seed, foul mouth's greed
Brown gums cleansed of nicotine
His godly tablets mankind needs
21st Century Altoids Man
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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.5
Total Votes: 6

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Adagio - December 25, 2006 - Report this comment
I just HAPPENED to have that OS on hand, but I didn't realize how long the instrumental was. Here's 5's for rhyming his non-disctint words. : ) Looks like we both decided on weird songs today.
Yoidy - December 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Cool! Glad you're into it!
Adagio - December 25, 2006 - Report this comment
I used several of the songs in that CD myself. They're weird and fun to write to.
AFW - December 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Weird, but right in the money...
alvin rhodes - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
a breath of fresh air
Ravyn Rant - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank god you're here, Altoids Man! Thanks for taking on some Crimson. This was cute. 555
Yoidy - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks for reading, you guys!
Johnny D - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody is CURIOUSLY STRONG. 5's

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