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Song Parodies -> "Wendy, Can't Keep My Dinner Down"
Original Song Title:
"Ruby, Don't Take Your Love To Town"
Original Performer:
Kenny Rogers And The First Edition
Parody Song Title:
"Wendy, Can't Keep My Dinner Down"
Parody Written by:
South Park Al
The Lyrics
you painted up your lips and dressed just like a prostitute
jealous of attention that i gave that substitute
you sent her to the sun and now she won't be back around
oh wendy
can't keep my dinner down
it wasn't me that started that ol' crazy south park war
i wanted to be someone that i thought you might adore
i needed some direction, so the clitoris was found
oh wendy
can't keep my dinner down
it's hard to love a boy who's always throwing up his food
excuse me if i splash you , i'm not trying to be rude
every time i see your face , my stomach's rumblin' 'round
oh wendy
can't keep my dinner down
she's growing near cause i can hear the sound of her sweet voice
i'm starting to get nervous but i really have no choice
wish i could be cooler , but i'm not that kind of guy
oh wendy
for god sakes......is that a fry?
jealous of attention that i gave that substitute
you sent her to the sun and now she won't be back around
oh wendy
can't keep my dinner down
it wasn't me that started that ol' crazy south park war
i wanted to be someone that i thought you might adore
i needed some direction, so the clitoris was found
oh wendy
can't keep my dinner down
it's hard to love a boy who's always throwing up his food
excuse me if i splash you , i'm not trying to be rude
every time i see your face , my stomach's rumblin' 'round
oh wendy
can't keep my dinner down
she's growing near cause i can hear the sound of her sweet voice
i'm starting to get nervous but i really have no choice
wish i could be cooler , but i'm not that kind of guy
oh wendy
for god sakes......is that a fry?
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Next up: Wendy's, can't keep this junk food down.
Rest in peace, Dave Thomas.
This parody (which is nicely written, by the way, even though DKTOS) has nothing to do with the Wendy's fast food chain. It is about Stan and Wendy from "South Park."
Alvin, I gotta say... You consistently make me laugh my ass off.... Good job... lol
A good parody of this Kenny Rogers Classic, which I've ALSO covered . Watch out for my version "Susie please take your knickers Down"
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