Song Parodies -> Doobie, Your Puffs Take Me To Town
| Original Song Title: | "Ruby, Don't Take Your Love To Town" |
| Original Performer: | Kenny Rogers |
| Parody Song Title: | "Doobie, Your Puffs Take Me To Town" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Love you between my lips
All rolled up tight, and white, and rare
Doobie, no more anxious waitin'
I'll just put you there..
This warmness in my lungs
Tells me your gift is goin' down
Oh, Doobie,
Your puff takes me to town..
Not long ago
Got hooked on you, Old Maryjanie whore
I find a way to go and do
This evil nasty chore..
You turn me from a
Little man to taller than a tree,
Oh, Doobie,
I love your stuff in me..
It's hard to be a man
These days, life stresses roll and rise
All I need is some booze, a woman, and you
Doobie..to clear the skies..
And it won't be long, my doctors said
Before I buy the "Big"
Oh Doobie..
You know you are my cig..
I'm dyin' now, cause I
Just felt my ticker slam the door
There's just a few short seconds left
To flicker up once more..
Stay with me now, and you'll stay lit
There's fire all around..
Oh Doobie,
Your puff takes me to town
Oh Doobie,
Hang on, we're goin' down..
All rolled up tight, and white, and rare
Doobie, no more anxious waitin'
I'll just put you there..
This warmness in my lungs
Tells me your gift is goin' down
Oh, Doobie,
Your puff takes me to town..
Not long ago
Got hooked on you, Old Maryjanie whore
I find a way to go and do
This evil nasty chore..
You turn me from a
Little man to taller than a tree,
Oh, Doobie,
I love your stuff in me..
It's hard to be a man
These days, life stresses roll and rise
All I need is some booze, a woman, and you
Doobie..to clear the skies..
And it won't be long, my doctors said
Before I buy the "Big"
Oh Doobie..
You know you are my cig..
I'm dyin' now, cause I
Just felt my ticker slam the door
There's just a few short seconds left
To flicker up once more..
Stay with me now, and you'll stay lit
There's fire all around..
Oh Doobie,
Your puff takes me to town
Oh Doobie,
Hang on, we're goin' down..
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Another smooth take for Air Farce One. LOve the "do the 'Big'/ ... you're my cig" line.
Sir L'Air de Farce, this is very good, as it paints a clear scene. A very touching tribute for me, as ~JJ~ died from lungCancer; my folks were smokers & cocktail indulgers . . . Take care, Sir .
AFW, this parody is quite nice, and I admit that I have tried the Wacky Tobacky once or twice, and it hasn't led to hard drugs or more marijuana use. By the way, I wrote a parody of the short version of "Sleigh Ride" (the Ronettes version from the 1960s, to be exact), with the death-metal band Slayer as a subject. 5s.
Thanks, all
live fast, die young and leave a goofy grin on your corpse...fun read
Muwahaha, the title set me up and I wasn't disappointed!
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