-> "Doobie, Your Puffs Take Me To Town"
Original Song Title:
"Ruby, Don't Take Your Love To Town"
Parody Song Title:
"Doobie, Your Puffs Take Me To Town"
Love you between my lips
All rolled up tight, and white, and rare
Doobie, no more anxious waitin'
I'll just put you there..
This warmness in my lungs
Tells me your gift is goin' down
Your puff takes me to town..
Not long ago
Got hooked on you, Old Maryjanie whore
I find a way to go and do
This evil nasty chore..
You turn me from a
Little man to taller than a tree,
I love your stuff in me..
It's hard to be a man
These days, life stresses roll and rise
All I need is some booze, a woman, and you
Doobie..to clear the skies..
And it won't be long, my doctors said
Before I buy the "Big"
You know you are my cig..
I'm dyin' now, cause I
Just felt my ticker slam the door
There's just a few short seconds left
To flicker up once more..
Stay with me now, and you'll stay lit
There's fire all around..
Your puff takes me to town
Hang on, we're goin' down..
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