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Song Parodies -> "Loogies, Don't Let 'em Go Back Down"

Original Song Title:

"Ruby, Don't Take Your Love To Town"

Original Performer:

Kenny Rogers

Parody Song Title:

"Loogies, Don't Let 'em Go Back Down"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

You feel 'em on your tongue
A cold is in it's final stage
Loogies, you been coughin' up
Thick brown and yellow beige
But, you're stuck here in Hist'ry class
Lord, they must weigh a pound...
Oh, Loooo-oogies, Don't let 'em go back down

You gently try to clear your throat
This brings up even more
You haven't got a tissue, should you
Pop 'em on the floor?
Don't need to be suspended now,
Last month they gave you three...
Oh, Loooo-oogies, it's a real spitastrophe

So hard to hold big Loogies in your mouth
For very long
Must look like a squirrel with a jaw
Full a' nuts...the lumps are just so wrong
You know you'll have to expel soon
They make a gurglin' sound
Oh, Loooo-oogies, don't let 'em go back down

You struggle hard and hold your breath
The teacher's by the door
She stares at you and starts to speak,
You've seen that look before
She is askin' you, "Which president
Put slavery underground?"
Oh, Loooo-oogies, you feel 'em slide back down

Oh, Loooo-oogies..My God, they slid back down !

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Red Ant - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
I think this is the first parody I've seen with "loogie" in the title. Loved "spitastrophe". Runny, err, funny storyline here, Airfarcewon.
TJC - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Its Throat Week with AFW! Phlegmtastic!
John Barry - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Even worse to have loogies, lyin' on your back on a luge.
alvin - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
disgustingly favorite of the day
AFW - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks to Red Ant, TJC, John, and alvin...thanks for the FOTD
stuart mcarthur - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL - I reckon you started with spitastrophe and fleshed the parody out from there, so good was that word - so well written I'll forgive you for ruining my breakfast - 555
Kristof Robertson - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
There's not much else to be said: "spitastrophe" should be in the dictionary, the build up was wonderous, and the pay-off ay the end was masterful. Genius. 555
AFW - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart and Kristof....You guys are too kind...You're the Masters, I'm just miniature golf

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