-> "Kimmy, Don't Make Us Put You Down"
Original Song Title:
"Ruby, Don't Take Your Love to Town"
Parody Song Title:
"Kimmy, Don't Make Us Put You Down"
You've rolled out your uranium and brought out your bombing case
Kim Jung-il, are you thinking of blowing up someplace?
The seismographs and Geigers say you did something low-down
Don't make us put you down.
It wasn't us that started that dumb 50s war-like hell,
But we just had to stop at that 3-8 paralell,
And yes, it's true, your country's impoverished as can be
Don't make Dub-ya angry.
It's hard to trust a man with large glasses over his eyes,
And the wants and desires of a despot like you, we all do realize
But it won't be long, they say, until you launch a Taepodong
Don't make us drop the bomb.
It's too late now 'cause I just heard the gavel of U.N.
But Emp'ror Bush won't bother with their re-so-lu-ti-ons.
If he had his way, he'd hit that button and send missiles around
Don't make us nuke your town.
He's started the countdown...
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