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Song Parodies -> "Kimmy, Don't Make Us Put You Down"

Original Song Title:

"Ruby, Don't Take Your Love to Town"

Original Performer:

Kenny Rogers

Parody Song Title:

"Kimmy, Don't Make Us Put You Down"

Parody Written by:

Chris Wolvie

The Lyrics

So...the People's Republic of Korea has become a nuclear nation...whether the other nations liked it our not. Oh, sure, El Presidente SAYS he's not gonna attack North Korea...but we all know that's bull. So, as a special request to Kim Jung-il and his Kim Jung-ilk, I give out this warning. Share and Enjoy.
You've rolled out your uranium and brought out your bombing case
Kim Jung-il, are you thinking of blowing up someplace?
The seismographs and Geigers say you did something low-down
Oh, Kimmy,
Don't make us put you down.

It wasn't us that started that dumb 50s war-like hell,
But we just had to stop at that 3-8 paralell,
And yes, it's true, your country's impoverished as can be
But, Kimmy,
Don't make Dub-ya angry.

It's hard to trust a man with large glasses over his eyes,
And the wants and desires of a despot like you, we all do realize
But it won't be long, they say, until you launch a Taepodong
Oh, Kimmy,
Don't make us drop the bomb.

It's too late now 'cause I just heard the gavel of U.N.
But Emp'ror Bush won't bother with their re-so-lu-ti-ons.
If he had his way, he'd hit that button and send missiles around
Oh, Kimmy,
Don't make us nuke your town.

Oh, Kimmy,
He's started the countdown...

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Total Votes: 7

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alvin rhodes - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
nicely done
2Eagle - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
There's not much the U.N. can do when Kim Chee Kim makes up his mind. The League of nations didn't do squat when Hitler invaded the Rheinland in 1936.
TJC - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent Dong, er, um, song... parody!
Stuart McArthur - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
too bad Kenny's not a girl group, or you could enetr this in Kristof's Decathlon Round 7 - nice job, Chris - 555
DD - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm not sure what you mean by "Emp'ror Bush won't bother with their re-so-lu-ti-ons." The involvement of the United States and its allies in Iraq is being done to enforce UN resolution 1441, which promised Saddam Hussein that there would be serious consequences if he did not comply with terms of that and previous resolutions.
Kristof Robertson - October 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Very clever and cutting, Chris...should we be worried about KJI? Answers on the back of a postcard....555
Paula - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Not sure if socking it to Kim or Bush, but cute anyway!

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