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Song Parodies -> "Laura, (Give him what he needs that he ain't got)"

Original Song Title:

"Laura, (What's he got that I ain't got)"

Original Performer:

Kenny Rogers

Parody Song Title:

"Laura, (Give him what he needs that he ain't got)"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Laura, help us straighten out your husband
Laura, you could make him understand
He's obssessed with weapons of mass destruction
Now, he wants to pick on poor Iran
Him and Cheney seem to have this complex
Bullyin' the world an awful lot
I believe he craves more action on the mattress
So, just give him what he needs, that he ain't got
Oh yes, give the guy more sexual satisfaction
Dress up in a naughty negligee real hot
Sure, he's a christi-an, but you know he's still a man
So, give him what he needs that he ain't got..

Laura, you could learn from Ms. Lewinsky
Laura, Can't you tell he just wants laid?
Go downtown and buy some Cuban cigars
The Oval office, late at night, invade
Laura, you may be our last salvation
To accomplish what the whole world thinks a lot
And that is "Screw George Bush, the free world leader
Just give him what he needs that he ain't got
If you can't spare the time, please find a hooker
I am sure in Washington, there are a lot
Who'd love to screw George Bush, the free world leader
And give him what he needs that he ain't got
Laura, give him what he needs that he ain't got
Laura, he sure needs a lot..


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Billy Graham - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Get him off the bottle, while you're at it, Laura. 555
alvin rhodes - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
i'm afraid only a good brain surgeon could give that dunderhead what he needs...nice bit o' bashin'
Tommy Turtle - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Maybe that's the problem... or maybe Dubya don't know how without cue cards.... Thoughtful of KR to provide such convenient OS, and great job with it. 555
AFW - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks,BG, alvin, and Tommy
Michael Pacholek - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, though I did take Billy Joel's song "Laura" (from "The Nylon Curtain") and turn it into "Laura's Husband." And I also took Kenny's signature song and turned it into "The Bumbler." Somehow, I don't think Laura has it in her. OK, bad choice of words... Laura Bush is a nice, intelligent, charming lady. She must be the white sheep of the family.
Larry Hensley - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Well written, DKTOS but 555's
AFW - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael, and Larry

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