You've got some awesome hips but don't you show em off nowhere
Ms. Lee, don't be contemplating wearing pants, my dear
The writing on the wall says all your rights are going down
Oh Ms. Lee, don't wear your pants to town

We North Korean leaders want to tell you who you are
And we sure don't want you dressing like a rotten Western whore
It's somethin' bout you being proud of your identity
oh Ms. Lee, you see you're our property

It's hard not to be poisoned by those tight Liz Claiborne jeans
But we want you to know what being North Korean means
And it won't be long, just let us say,
Til slacks won't be around
Oh Ms. Lee, don't wear your pants to town

She'd like to leave, she doesn't want to be a pawn no more
At least that's what she'd like to do, but she can't find the door
And if she don't wear those dresses they might put her in the ground
Oh Ms. Lee, don't wear no pants to town
Oh Ms. Lee, we don't want no pants around