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Song Parodies -> "Ms. Lee, Don't Wear Your Pants to Town"

Original Song Title:

"Ruby, Don't Take Your Love to Town"

Original Performer:

Kenny Rogers

Parody Song Title:

"Ms. Lee, Don't Wear Your Pants to Town"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

North Korea has let its ladies know what fashions are expected..
You've got some awesome hips but don't you show em off nowhere
Ms. Lee, don't be contemplating wearing pants, my dear
The writing on the wall says all your rights are going down
Oh Ms. Lee, don't wear your pants to town

We North Korean leaders want to tell you who you are
And we sure don't want you dressing like a rotten Western whore
It's somethin' bout you being proud of your identity
oh Ms. Lee, you see you're our property

It's hard not to be poisoned by those tight Liz Claiborne jeans
But we want you to know what being North Korean means
And it won't be long, just let us say,
Til slacks won't be around
Oh Ms. Lee, don't wear your pants to town

She'd like to leave, she doesn't want to be a pawn no more
At least that's what she'd like to do, but she can't find the door
And if she don't wear those dresses they might put her in the ground
Oh Ms. Lee, don't wear no pants to town
Oh Ms. Lee, we don't want no pants around

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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alvin rhodes - November 07, 2005 - Report this comment
well paced and humorous...5s
carol - November 07, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL good pacing delightfully goofy. 555
Kristof Robertson - November 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I really liked this, Royce...of course, when I'm in town I NEVER wear pants...:-) 555
John Jenkins - November 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Can't have "U.S. imperialists are maneuvering to spread the rotten bourgeois lifestyle inside North Korea" or so they claim. Royce, once again, an excellent job of spoofing an underappreciated news item.
Paul Robinson - November 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice job, Royce...and it's always good to have the foolish and repressive actions and impulses of places like N.Korea pointed out and laid bare so they can be is a good reminder to those of us who are angry and disappointed in our current state of affairs that we still ARE a free people...and that many other people in the world would surely like to have even a fraction of the freedoms that we often take for granted....Here's hoping we can manage to hang onto them. 5's ~ ~ ~
Peregrin - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
I see there was no skirting round this issue Royce :)
stuart mcarthur - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
very pointed and you hit the target, Royce - 555
Royce Miller - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
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