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Song Parodies -> "Ruby, Don't Take Lee Harvey Down"

Original Song Title:

"Ruby, Don't Take Your Love To Town"

Original Performer:

Kenny Rogers

Parody Song Title:

"Ruby, Don't Take Lee Harvey Down"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

you polished up the grip
then oiled and twirled your pistol there
ruby, are you contemplatin' shootin' it somewhere ?
the suspect's in the cell
tell me, you won't be hangin' 'round
oh, ruby...don't take lee harvey down

it wasn't him
they started up some crazy aimless lore
and if his cover's blown
there'll be no patsy anymore
and, yes, its true
your name...would have a place in history
oh, ruby...i detect conspiracy

not hard to plug a man
with legs and arms immobilized
and you want some relief
from your pain and your rage
ruby, i realize
it won't be long, i've heard them say
till answers will be found
oh, ruby...don't take lee harvey down

he's leavin' now
cause i just heard the slammin' of the door
this place should be deserted
but there's people by the score
and as he moved
you fired your gun
and oswald hit the ground
oh, ruby...you took lee harvey down
oh, ruby...for god sakes...what a hound !

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Kristof Robertson - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Absolutely inspired, Al! 555
Michael Pacholek - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Very touchy, but you pulled it off.
LucidLupin LeeBee - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one Alvin - I've done this one too ;-) 5s
alvin rhodes - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks kristof michael and leebee
PMS - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow! Spooky good!
alvin rhodes - September 01, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks PMS
martha - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
love this one!!

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