-> "Federal Unclean Communications Kommission"
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"Federal Unclean Communications Kommission"
Gumm Oodle Doodle Doodle Ahmm Moodle Nye
Ahmm Soodle Soodle Hoodle Omm Loodle Eye
first Bono's called Indecent Though the globes fans Cheer Hooray
then Janet's Indiscretion spurs a Superbowl Melee
who'll Boldly Lead us On to Where true Justice Ought to Be
and Tape-delay It all to Tame our Sexuality?
Yank the plug On anyone who Undermines your mission!
Blast the Unrepentent Sinners - Hound them to contrition!
Pumm Reedaleedaleedle Imm Coodle Kye
Tumm Eedaleedaleedle Ahmm Soodle Eye
so Condoleezza Understands the Need for empty Talk
while Bush Asks Simply To Assume he Really Didn't balk
and Cheney's On rush limbaugh telling Clarke "go fly a Kite"
i'm Somewhat Unconvinced this Cabal Knows what's Even "Right"
must Divert Iraq Concerns and Kick the opposition!
Whack'um, Hack'um, Once you've Rect'um, threaten Extradition!
Mumm Oodle Toodaloodle Humm Eddle Rye
Fumm Uddle Cockadoodle Kumm Eddle Rye
So Howard and his Imitators Tally up their fines
while michael Powell's Infiltraitors Shield our Simple minds
so Clean your Language, Interrupt your Tongue Or Risk It Squooshed
and Please Express No Icky Stuff - like "COLIN," "DICK," or "BUSH!"
Purges the United States of Sleaze (and Your volition)!
Vote Against Gestapos In November And be squishin'
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