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Song Parodies -> "According To A Spam E-mail ..."
Original Song Title:
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
Original Performer:
Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins)
Parody Song Title:
"According To A Spam E-mail ..."
Parody Written by:
Stan Hall
The Lyrics
“According To A Spam E-mail This Dude, ‘The Wooden Man’ Sent”
(brief musical intri)
Come, get a little diddle fun this-a-way
Yum, get a little diddle fun this-a-way
According to a spam e-mail this dude, “The Wooden Man” sent
“You don’t need a pill or pump to get that male enhancement --
The simple truth is lying has for me improved romance meant.”
(So claimed the e-mail spam this dude self-named “The Wooden Man” sent.)
Come, get a little diddle fun this-a-way
Yum, get a little diddle fun this-a-way
“The Wooden Man” I’ve learned,’s a coy
near clever pseudonym
for Pinocchio, ex-toy,
I thought it might be him.
And knowing that Pinocchio’s
involved, this guess I chance:
his method may make long my nose
but not what’s in my pants.
According to a spam e-mail this dude, “The Wooden Man” sent
“You don’t need a pill or pump to get that male enhancement --
Truthfully, untruthfulness is how to grow your lance, gent
(So claimed the e-mail spam this dude self-named “The Wooden Man” sent.)
Come, get a little diddle fun this-a-way
Yum, get a little diddle fun this-a-way
“The Wooden Man” is under-schmecked:
when puppet morphed to real
“anatomic’ly correct”
was not part of the deal.
And so to compensate for what
he finds himself without,
when Pinocchio’s in rut
he does it with his snout.
According to a spam e-mail this dude, “The Wooden Man” sent
“You don’t need a pill or pump to get that male enhancement --
´Tis fact that fibbing makes superfluous such scams as man-scent
(So claimed the e-mail spam this dude self-named “The Wooden Man” sent.)
Come, get a little diddle fun this-a-way
Yum, get a little diddle fun this-a-way
A nasal nudge while nibbling
in nose-to-nookie clutch
but rarely triggers quibbling
it’s oft a welcomed touch
so heed “The Wooden Man”’s advice
re matters ´twixt the knees
on how to ladies please
even when he says “What’s nice?
A culminating sneeze!”
According to a spam e-mail this dude, “The Wooden Man” sent
“You don’t need a pill or pump to get that male enhancement --
The simple truth is lying has for me improved romance meant.”
(So claimed the e-mail spam this dude self-named “The Wooden Man” sent.)
(brief musical coda)
(brief musical intri)
Come, get a little diddle fun this-a-way
Yum, get a little diddle fun this-a-way
According to a spam e-mail this dude, “The Wooden Man” sent
“You don’t need a pill or pump to get that male enhancement --
The simple truth is lying has for me improved romance meant.”
(So claimed the e-mail spam this dude self-named “The Wooden Man” sent.)
Come, get a little diddle fun this-a-way
Yum, get a little diddle fun this-a-way
“The Wooden Man” I’ve learned,’s a coy
near clever pseudonym
for Pinocchio, ex-toy,
I thought it might be him.
And knowing that Pinocchio’s
involved, this guess I chance:
his method may make long my nose
but not what’s in my pants.
According to a spam e-mail this dude, “The Wooden Man” sent
“You don’t need a pill or pump to get that male enhancement --
Truthfully, untruthfulness is how to grow your lance, gent
(So claimed the e-mail spam this dude self-named “The Wooden Man” sent.)
Come, get a little diddle fun this-a-way
Yum, get a little diddle fun this-a-way
“The Wooden Man” is under-schmecked:
when puppet morphed to real
“anatomic’ly correct”
was not part of the deal.
And so to compensate for what
he finds himself without,
when Pinocchio’s in rut
he does it with his snout.
According to a spam e-mail this dude, “The Wooden Man” sent
“You don’t need a pill or pump to get that male enhancement --
´Tis fact that fibbing makes superfluous such scams as man-scent
(So claimed the e-mail spam this dude self-named “The Wooden Man” sent.)
Come, get a little diddle fun this-a-way
Yum, get a little diddle fun this-a-way
A nasal nudge while nibbling
in nose-to-nookie clutch
but rarely triggers quibbling
it’s oft a welcomed touch
so heed “The Wooden Man”’s advice
re matters ´twixt the knees
on how to ladies please
even when he says “What’s nice?
A culminating sneeze!”
According to a spam e-mail this dude, “The Wooden Man” sent
“You don’t need a pill or pump to get that male enhancement --
The simple truth is lying has for me improved romance meant.”
(So claimed the e-mail spam this dude self-named “The Wooden Man” sent.)
(brief musical coda)
© Stan Hall
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BAH! Yet _again_ submitted sans proofing, and again ruinously. I intended to delete the line "on how to ladies please" before submitting but, alas, forgot to do so. Ones earned and invited accordingly, and one set self-administered. :-(
. . . careful Sir, 'twixt the knees!!!
great concept...dug it
Good edgy and tricky work, here, I did a naughty Pinocchio theme parody once, by the title of "Love is a Many Splintered Thing"..but it bombed about as bad as my Popeye ditty did today..
:-)
...or should that be :-O
...or should that be :-O
Very humorous and very well rhymed.
She: Oh would I?
He: Shut up hair lip.
I wonder what grew on Clinton when he lied, which was all the time - no wonder he was always in trouble. Good one Stan and this is one of the "Big 7".
He: Shut up hair lip.
I wonder what grew on Clinton when he lied, which was all the time - no wonder he was always in trouble. Good one Stan and this is one of the "Big 7".
Thanks, everyone.
Guy ... We have to wonder the same re Du(m)bya, no? Tho' of him we do at least know that he makes a bigger *ss of himself every time he speaks :-) (And re, "Big 7, right; already did this one a few weeks ao, but it's a fun tune to play with). :-)
AFW -- looked up and enjoyed your PInocchian " ... Splintered Thing," tho' agree it's not the top of your game. Still, a good idea and probably worth another shot.
Guy ... We have to wonder the same re Du(m)bya, no? Tho' of him we do at least know that he makes a bigger *ss of himself every time he speaks :-) (And re, "Big 7, right; already did this one a few weeks ao, but it's a fun tune to play with). :-)
AFW -- looked up and enjoyed your PInocchian " ... Splintered Thing," tho' agree it's not the top of your game. Still, a good idea and probably worth another shot.
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