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Song Parodies -> "Santaclaustrophobia's My Psycho Diagnosis"
Original Song Title:
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
Original Performer:
Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins)
Parody Song Title:
"Santaclaustrophobia's My Psycho Diagnosis"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
12 days of Christmas? Ha! Counting from the first Sunday of Advent I'll say it's more like 6 weeks of Horror! (I'll also say "please forgive me" for bringing back this OS that was used ad nausea last year, but there was this one take left undone, I know it's a bad thing to do, I know I'm bad, I know I deserve to be on every naughty list there is, but at least I left out the Um Diddle Diddle Diddle Um Diddle Ay interludes).
Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis
Jolly Hos and belly laughs will trigger a psychosis
Puffy men in reddish too, and reindeers look ferocious
Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis!
Because I was afraid of him when I was just a lad
My father gave my nose a tweak and told me I was bad
Was that the way l learned to loathe and not love Rudolph's nose?
Now Christmas fear's my Christmas lot and I'll tell how it goes
Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis
Merry gents and gift contents will trigger a psychosis
Save me from the fruity cakes that's been afloat since Moses
Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis!
He travels all around the world and everywhere he comes
He breaks an entry, winds in flues, and sneaks a peak at mums
As kid I woke up early once and caught him in dad's bar
He locked me in the privy, ain't the geezer wonderbar?
Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis
Jingle bells and dangling balls will trigger a psychosis
Save me from the loaded sacks and eggnog breathed kenosis!
Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis!
If Elves in Black should seek my lists they have been cast away
I've tottered of to North Bhutan for forty nights and days
I brought a ground-to-sleigh missile so I'll be safe I think
I vacated the funny farm, but hey, I am the shrink!
Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis
Mistletoes and wrapping prose will trigger a psychosis
Save me from the shopping and inflation symbiosis
Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis!
Jolly Hos and belly laughs will trigger a psychosis
Puffy men in reddish too, and reindeers look ferocious
Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis!
Because I was afraid of him when I was just a lad
My father gave my nose a tweak and told me I was bad
Was that the way l learned to loathe and not love Rudolph's nose?
Now Christmas fear's my Christmas lot and I'll tell how it goes
Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis
Merry gents and gift contents will trigger a psychosis
Save me from the fruity cakes that's been afloat since Moses
Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis!
He travels all around the world and everywhere he comes
He breaks an entry, winds in flues, and sneaks a peak at mums
As kid I woke up early once and caught him in dad's bar
He locked me in the privy, ain't the geezer wonderbar?
Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis
Jingle bells and dangling balls will trigger a psychosis
Save me from the loaded sacks and eggnog breathed kenosis!
Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis!
If Elves in Black should seek my lists they have been cast away
I've tottered of to North Bhutan for forty nights and days
I brought a ground-to-sleigh missile so I'll be safe I think
I vacated the funny farm, but hey, I am the shrink!
Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis
Mistletoes and wrapping prose will trigger a psychosis
Save me from the shopping and inflation symbiosis
Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis!
© Peter Andersson.
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jolly and clever
I agree, 555.
nothing short of brilliant...one of the best christmas parodies i've seen
5 lumps of coal for your stocking.
Woah, Ho, No!!!
Excellent. 555
Extremely well done...all fives
555!!!
three $5's to buy yourself all those chocolates and candy canes dor yourn stocking.
Excellent, particularly "Save me from the fruity cakes that's been afloat since Moses" and "I brought a ground-to-sleigh missile.../shrink" couplet.
Hilarious.
brilliant Peter - TMGLTM, but the "sneaks a peep at mums" bit was a stand-out, as was the "ground-to-sleigh missile" - 555
Thanks All! (Royce, Stephen, Alvin, Tim, Matthias, Agrinorfee (?), AFW, PMS, Carol, Red Ant, Larry and Stuart). Your comments and votes are the most wonderful kind of therapy, they will speed up my recovery immensely.
Marvellous, Peter :-D Very funny, and with a super punchline.
Hehe... pretty funny stuff here!! :D
[SOTM] ROFL! Absolute cracker of a parody! 555+
(SOTM) see above - and gee, I think that's almost my favourite one of yours Peter - the whole idea and wordplay of SantaClaustrophobia is brilliant
(SOTM) see above
(SOTM) lol, hard to pronounce 5s
This rules, Peter. I'd have problems too if Santa locked me in a privy. Especially liked the 'ground-to-sleigh missile'. I mean, the fat guy has a reason for being so grumpy, but enough about meno-clause. Also, I support anything that has 'Jolly Hos'.
(SOTM) See above.
Wonderbar! I'm a sucker for Supercal parodies, and this is a standout. More kudos on "jolly hos," "sneaks a peek at mums," and "ground-to-sleigh."
(SOTM) Reindeers look ferocious? Don't make me laugh. Oops, too late you already have. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Brilliant parody.
(SOTM) Excellent :-)
Superb! Excellent twist on the title and many laughs.
SOTM - Way to put the spirit back in Christmas! ;-)
I didn't think that "kenosis" fit, but this is excellent stuff, Peter. The last verse was my fave.
(SOTM) This has got to be one of my all time fave Christmas parodies...great stuff, Peter! 555
(SOTM) "Save me from the fruity cakes that's been afloat since Moses" was probably my favorite line. I love this parody!
(SOTM) Great all around, but especially "shopping and inflation symbiosis".
Great stuff Peter. This is why people shouldn't abstain from certain "overdone" songs; we might miss out on one this good.
Already commented, and I'm almost certain this is getting my vote. Great work once again, Peter.
retarted but hilarious, like the french
(SOTY 05) Still good, although I note how it relies a lot on the original lyrics.
(2005 SOTY) See above!
"Save me from the loaded sacks" - for some reason, that line means so much more after reading Red Ant's "Simon and Garfunkel Fight." Lovely stuff, K1chy peter. Mm… mm... mm... mm... mMORE kudos on "sneaks a peek at mums" and the Moses rhyme, and, well, pretty much the whole damn thing. Also, I find it highly amusing that someone would call this "retarted."
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"Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis!!!!!" I'm going to be singing that line over and over for the rest of my life!! XD Very creative!
it was the worst piece of crap ive ever seen and this is coming from randy rhodes, thats right from black sabath this parody is....... awsome im not reely randy rhodes but it was pretty cool.
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