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Song Parodies -> "Super Caley go Ballistic, Celtic are Atrocious "
Original Song Title:
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious "
Original Performer:
Julie Andrews & Dick Van Dyke (Mary Poppins ST)
Parody Song Title:
"Super Caley go Ballistic, Celtic are Atrocious "
Parody Written by:
Van S A'Parody
The Lyrics
Inverness Caledonian Thistle FC (aka Caley or Jags), coming through the lower Scottish leagues, were drawn against former European Champs Celtic in the Scottish Cup. These lyrics are inspired by a newspaper headline in the aftermath of the result! (Disclaimer:- it's just a comedy name - my wife & I'd like to state, there's no offence/confusion intended...that I'm NOT one of "them"!)
It's...
Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic are Atrocious
Who'd have thought that Inverness
Could conjure something monstrous?
If you sing it loud enough
You can join in the chorus
Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic are Atrocious
Um-dittle-ittl-ittl-um-dittle-aye!
Um-dittle-ittl-ittl-um-dittle-aye! Um-dittle-ittl-ittl-um-dittle-aye!
Um-dittle-ittl-ittl-um-dittle-aye!
The Highlanders still settling in
They'd reached Division One
An away cup draw to Celtic
Gave them a squeeky bum
I need not have worried so much
Historic history shows
Reporting the result, the Sun
Newspaper headline goes...
Oh...
Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic are Atrocious
Who'd have thought that Inverness
Could conjure something monstrous?
If you sing it loud enough
You can join in the chorus
Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic are Atrocious
Um-dittle-ittl-ittl-um-dittle-aye!
Um-dittle-ittl-ittl-um-dittle-aye! Um-dittle-ittl-ittl-um-dittle-aye!
Um-dittle-ittl-ittl-um-dittle-aye!
Their silverware & titles followed everywhere they went
Their reputation stretches all across the Continent
Said Caley Thistle manager "you've none to prove to me"
Celtic, having equalised, Jags then scored two & three!
Oh, Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic are Atrocious
Who'd have thought that Inverness
Could conjure something monstrous?
If you sing it loud enough
You can join in the chorus
Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic are Atrocious
Um-dittle-ittl-ittl-um-dittle-aye!
Um-dittle-ittl-ittl-um-dittle-aye!
Now you can say it backwards, which is
Atrocious are Celtic, Ballistic Go Caley Super!
But that's a little bit unnecessary
- Yes
So as we move to end this song
There's no need for dismay (here, here!)
Think of that news headline
It will remind you of the day
But better think back carefully
For that night changed your life
Remember?
Well...
That night I showed it to my girl & now my girl's my wife
Oh! & a lovely girl she is, too - ho, ho, ho!
Oh...
Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic are Atrocious
Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic are Atrocious
Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic are Atrocious
Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic are Atrocious
Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic are Atrocious
Who'd have thought that Inverness
Could conjure something monstrous?
If you sing it loud enough
You can join in the chorus
Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic are Atrocious
Um-dittle-ittl-ittl-um-dittle-aye!
Um-dittle-ittl-ittl-um-dittle-aye! Um-dittle-ittl-ittl-um-dittle-aye!
Um-dittle-ittl-ittl-um-dittle-aye!
The Highlanders still settling in
They'd reached Division One
An away cup draw to Celtic
Gave them a squeeky bum
I need not have worried so much
Historic history shows
Reporting the result, the Sun
Newspaper headline goes...
Oh...
Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic are Atrocious
Who'd have thought that Inverness
Could conjure something monstrous?
If you sing it loud enough
You can join in the chorus
Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic are Atrocious
Um-dittle-ittl-ittl-um-dittle-aye!
Um-dittle-ittl-ittl-um-dittle-aye! Um-dittle-ittl-ittl-um-dittle-aye!
Um-dittle-ittl-ittl-um-dittle-aye!
Their silverware & titles followed everywhere they went
Their reputation stretches all across the Continent
Said Caley Thistle manager "you've none to prove to me"
Celtic, having equalised, Jags then scored two & three!
Oh, Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic are Atrocious
Who'd have thought that Inverness
Could conjure something monstrous?
If you sing it loud enough
You can join in the chorus
Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic are Atrocious
Um-dittle-ittl-ittl-um-dittle-aye!
Um-dittle-ittl-ittl-um-dittle-aye!
Now you can say it backwards, which is
Atrocious are Celtic, Ballistic Go Caley Super!
But that's a little bit unnecessary
- Yes
So as we move to end this song
There's no need for dismay (here, here!)
Think of that news headline
It will remind you of the day
But better think back carefully
For that night changed your life
Remember?
Well...
That night I showed it to my girl & now my girl's my wife
Oh! & a lovely girl she is, too - ho, ho, ho!
Oh...
Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic are Atrocious
Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic are Atrocious
Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic are Atrocious
Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic are Atrocious
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