-> "My Least Fav'rite Things"
Original Song Title:
"My Favorite Things"
Julie Andrews (as Maria)
Parody Song Title:
"My Least Fav'rite Things"
Parody Written by:
(from the musical film "Some Found Amusing")
Anything green that they say is good for you.
Gelatin, sherbet, plain yogurt and tofu.
Guts of tomatoes and celery strings.
Thus starts the list of my least fav'rite things.
Stuff that you pay for, but you never ordered.
On-Demand reruns that you can't fast forward.
Doors that still squeak, after oiling that hinge.
We've just begun with my least fav'rite things.
Rap that blasts through a teen's open car window.
"Your call's important, so please, wait in limbo."
Grown kids at home, and the grief that it brings.
Moving along with my least fav'rite things.
Words like “precious”, and “delicious”.
Oh, yeah - “hanging chad”.
It's hard to forget I don't like many things,
Which makes me feel al...most bad.
Cars that do things for you without your asking.
Anyone saying they love multitasking.
iPhones with all of those creative rings.
Hope you're enjoying my least fav'rite things
Bad TV shows that run too many seasons.
"Firefly" canceled, for...who cares what reasons!
Programs where everyone dances or sings.
Here come the last of my least fav'rite things.
Fresh burnt popcorn, sinks that spray you,
Paisley (no, not Brad).
Been fun sharing some of my least fav'rite things.
And maybe it made...you laugh.
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