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Song Parodies -> "Super-Calloused, Craggy, Sebhorreic Keratosis!"

Original Song Title:

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

Original Performer:

Julie Andrews and the cast of Mary Poppins

Parody Song Title:

"Super-Calloused, Craggy, Sebhorreic Keratosis!"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

There is no known cure for this. You could try self-hypnosis.
Examining your skin is a most necessary task;
Some strange thing may crop up about which you're afraid to ask.
And if it's asymmetrical, a multicolored spud,
Then it might be a good idea to nip it in the bud!

Super-calloused, craggy, sebhorreic keratosis!
See your dermatologist and get a diagnosis!
If you're the self-conscious type it could promote neurosis--
Super-calloused, craggy, sebhorreic keratosis!

Bumps in the middle of your bum or your thigh--
Bumps in the middle of your bum or your thigh--

One day my wife and I were naked, practicing Qi Gong;
When suddenly she noticed something, and I said, "What's wrong?"
"Well, it could be a weird skin tag, a freckle or a mole--
Who knows? You might have grown a freaking nipple on your pole!" "Whoa!"

Super-calloused, craggy, sebhorreic keratosis!
See your dermatologist and get a diagnosis!
AmiRight's a clean website, (they might not want to post this)--
Super-calloused, craggy, sebhorreic keratosis!

Bumps in the middle of your bum or your thigh--
Bumps in the middle of your bum or your thigh--
Bumps in the middle of your bum or your thigh--
Bumps in the middle of your bum or your thigh--

Now, they could be considered ornamental, avant-garde;
Or you could give each bump a name like Bing or Abelard;
Or maybe let the kids draw constellations on your back;
Or for the masochistic it could be a tasty snack! Ow!

Super-calloused, craggy, sebhorreic keratosis!
See your dermatologist and get a diagnosis!
If you've gotten down this far you must enjoy the grossness!
Super-calloused, craggy, sebhorreic keratosis!

Bumps in the middle of your bum or your thigh--
Bumps in the middle of your bum or your thigh--
Bumps in the middle of your bum or your thigh--
Bumps in the middle of your bum or your thigh--

Your skin's your largest organ, at least in my case, it's so;
And therefore epidermal health's important, don't you know.
With so much cancer on the rise, you have to be prepared:
So slather on the sunscreen and support Obamacare! Yeah!

Super-calloused, craggy, sebhorreic keratosis!
See your dermatologist and get a diagnosis!
Hey there, Mr. One's Guy, I already know you'll loathe this!
Super-calloused, craggy, sebhorreic keratosis!
┬ęBob "When I Choose a Junk Food Snack, I Tend to Go with Hostess" Gomez 2013

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Old Man Ribber - February 28, 2013 - Report this comment
An Impossible Seven song, a worthy subject, and the full Bob Gomez treatment...who could ask for anything more? I'm even enjoying the "in quotation marks varying nicknames" in your copyright each time. ;D
Onslaught - February 28, 2013 - Report this comment
Very good and funny.
John Barry - February 28, 2013 - Report this comment
Superb-parodistical-shtik-vexed-me-nil-with grossness!
Bob Gomez - February 28, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks to all for votes and comments, have a great prognosis.
Linda - March 12, 2013 - Report this comment
Your parody is a beauty mark amongst the carbuncles.
Bob Gomez - March 13, 2013 - Report this comment
Oh, Linda. I'm bursting with glee.
Dave W. - March 13, 2013 - Report this comment
Gross! My eyes wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole Well, that's what I thought at first... It took me a while, but this kind a thing grows on you....Wait a minute...I think I'm geting grossed out again...Ewww! Look Away ! Look Away !

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