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Song Parodies -> "Super-Calloused, Craggy, Sebhorreic Keratosis!"
Original Song Title:
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
Original Performer:
Julie Andrews and the cast of Mary Poppins
Parody Song Title:
"Super-Calloused, Craggy, Sebhorreic Keratosis!"
Parody Written by:
Bob Gomez
The Lyrics
There is no known cure for this. You could try self-hypnosis.
Examining your skin is a most necessary task;
Some strange thing may crop up about which you're afraid to ask.
And if it's asymmetrical, a multicolored spud,
Then it might be a good idea to nip it in the bud!
Super-calloused, craggy, sebhorreic keratosis!
See your dermatologist and get a diagnosis!
If you're the self-conscious type it could promote neurosis--
Super-calloused, craggy, sebhorreic keratosis!
Bumps in the middle of your bum or your thigh--
Bumps in the middle of your bum or your thigh--
One day my wife and I were naked, practicing Qi Gong;
When suddenly she noticed something, and I said, "What's wrong?"
"Well, it could be a weird skin tag, a freckle or a mole--
Who knows? You might have grown a freaking nipple on your pole!" "Whoa!"
Super-calloused, craggy, sebhorreic keratosis!
See your dermatologist and get a diagnosis!
AmiRight's a clean website, (they might not want to post this)--
Super-calloused, craggy, sebhorreic keratosis!
Bumps in the middle of your bum or your thigh--
Bumps in the middle of your bum or your thigh--
Bumps in the middle of your bum or your thigh--
Bumps in the middle of your bum or your thigh--
Now, they could be considered ornamental, avant-garde;
Or you could give each bump a name like Bing or Abelard;
Or maybe let the kids draw constellations on your back;
Or for the masochistic it could be a tasty snack! Ow!
Super-calloused, craggy, sebhorreic keratosis!
See your dermatologist and get a diagnosis!
If you've gotten down this far you must enjoy the grossness!
Super-calloused, craggy, sebhorreic keratosis!
Bumps in the middle of your bum or your thigh--
Bumps in the middle of your bum or your thigh--
Bumps in the middle of your bum or your thigh--
Bumps in the middle of your bum or your thigh--
Your skin's your largest organ, at least in my case, it's so;
And therefore epidermal health's important, don't you know.
With so much cancer on the rise, you have to be prepared:
So slather on the sunscreen and support Obamacare! Yeah!
Super-calloused, craggy, sebhorreic keratosis!
See your dermatologist and get a diagnosis!
Hey there, Mr. One's Guy, I already know you'll loathe this!
Super-calloused, craggy, sebhorreic keratosis!
Some strange thing may crop up about which you're afraid to ask.
And if it's asymmetrical, a multicolored spud,
Then it might be a good idea to nip it in the bud!
Super-calloused, craggy, sebhorreic keratosis!
See your dermatologist and get a diagnosis!
If you're the self-conscious type it could promote neurosis--
Super-calloused, craggy, sebhorreic keratosis!
Bumps in the middle of your bum or your thigh--
Bumps in the middle of your bum or your thigh--
One day my wife and I were naked, practicing Qi Gong;
When suddenly she noticed something, and I said, "What's wrong?"
"Well, it could be a weird skin tag, a freckle or a mole--
Who knows? You might have grown a freaking nipple on your pole!" "Whoa!"
Super-calloused, craggy, sebhorreic keratosis!
See your dermatologist and get a diagnosis!
AmiRight's a clean website, (they might not want to post this)--
Super-calloused, craggy, sebhorreic keratosis!
Bumps in the middle of your bum or your thigh--
Bumps in the middle of your bum or your thigh--
Bumps in the middle of your bum or your thigh--
Bumps in the middle of your bum or your thigh--
Now, they could be considered ornamental, avant-garde;
Or you could give each bump a name like Bing or Abelard;
Or maybe let the kids draw constellations on your back;
Or for the masochistic it could be a tasty snack! Ow!
Super-calloused, craggy, sebhorreic keratosis!
See your dermatologist and get a diagnosis!
If you've gotten down this far you must enjoy the grossness!
Super-calloused, craggy, sebhorreic keratosis!
Bumps in the middle of your bum or your thigh--
Bumps in the middle of your bum or your thigh--
Bumps in the middle of your bum or your thigh--
Bumps in the middle of your bum or your thigh--
Your skin's your largest organ, at least in my case, it's so;
And therefore epidermal health's important, don't you know.
With so much cancer on the rise, you have to be prepared:
So slather on the sunscreen and support Obamacare! Yeah!
Super-calloused, craggy, sebhorreic keratosis!
See your dermatologist and get a diagnosis!
Hey there, Mr. One's Guy, I already know you'll loathe this!
Super-calloused, craggy, sebhorreic keratosis!
©Bob "When I Choose a Junk Food Snack, I Tend to Go with Hostess" Gomez 2013
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An Impossible Seven song, a worthy subject, and the full Bob Gomez treatment...who could ask for anything more? I'm even enjoying the "in quotation marks varying nicknames" in your copyright each time. ;D
Very good and funny.
Superb-parodistical-shtik-vexed-me-nil-with grossness!
Thanks to all for votes and comments, have a great prognosis.
Your parody is a beauty mark amongst the carbuncles.
Oh, Linda. I'm bursting with glee.
Gross! My eyes wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole Well, that's what I thought at first... It took me a while, but this kind a thing grows on you....Wait a minute...I think I'm geting grossed out again...Ewww! Look Away ! Look Away !
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