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Song Parodies -> "Super Callous Narcissistic Trump Coronavirus"
Original Song Title:
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
Original Performer:
Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke
Parody Song Title:
"Super Callous Narcissistic Trump Coronavirus"
Parody Written by:
Bob Gomez
The Lyrics
Super callous narcissistic Trump coronavirus!
Hospitals are overwhelmed, we've gone from dire to direst!
Governors from east to west say "He thinks he can fire us!"
Super callous narcissistic Trump coronavirus!
Trump's in the middle of his dumb little lies
Trump's in the middle of his dumb little lies
Trump's in the middle of his dumb little lies
Trump's in the middle of his dumb little lies
The other day I saw an interview with KellyAnne;
And after Foxy Friends I'm sure to be her biggest fan.
She comes up with the greatest quotes about this dread disease;
It must be nice for Trump to see her grovel on her knees, oh!
Super callous narcissistic Trump coronavirus!
Tweeting in all caps and saying nothing to inspire us!
I can't stand his voice, I'd rather follow Miley Cyrus!
Super callous fragile ego Trump coronavirus!
Bum's in a pickle with a humdinger lie
Bum's in a pickle with a humdinger lie
Bum's in a pickle with a humdinger lie
Bum's in a pickle with a humdinger lie
He closes off all travel from our tariff feuding Xi;
And then for five or six weeks he has meetings with Fauci!
Then finally decides we're in a crisis, Golly Gee!
And no one question WHO's to blame or His Authority, whoa!
Stupid phallis goes ballistic at the Times reporter!
Taking no decisive action, tests aren't being ordered!
Meanwhile López Obrador has closed his northern border!
Topping off the death statistics, Dow Jones, sucky quarter!
Trump is a-twiddling his thumbs every night
Trump is a-twiddling his thumbs every night
Trump is a-twiddling his thumbs every night
Trump is a-twiddling his thumbs every night
In Michigan the Trumpanzees are waving giant flags;
They want to open bistros and fill up their grocery bags,
Then picnic in the park or visit beaches in the nude--
Who cares if people die in droves, we need our freedom, dude! Hey!
Doofus shallow MAGA dipsh#t pressers really tire us!
As the COVID-19 RNA tries to rewire us!
We got laid off from our jobs and no one wants to hire us!
Duke of Malice pugilist expects to quell a virus!
Bumble and diddle never calmed any tide
Bumble and diddle never calmed any tide
Bumble and diddle never calmed any tide
Bumble and diddle never calmed any tide
The unemployment lines are growing, sixteen million plus--
I'll try to find a job that doesn't make me drive a bus!
I might just settle in my chair and write more parodies...
And maybe someday Donald Trump will grow a pair o' dese, here!
Flippant callous MAGAlific ex-reali-ty star,
Bloviating, demagoguing, that's no way to restart!
Study South Korea's testing, try some bulgogi, star!
Flippant callous MAGAlific ex-reali-ty star!
Hospitals are overwhelmed, we've gone from dire to direst!
Governors from east to west say "He thinks he can fire us!"
Super callous narcissistic Trump coronavirus!
Trump's in the middle of his dumb little lies
Trump's in the middle of his dumb little lies
Trump's in the middle of his dumb little lies
Trump's in the middle of his dumb little lies
The other day I saw an interview with KellyAnne;
And after Foxy Friends I'm sure to be her biggest fan.
She comes up with the greatest quotes about this dread disease;
It must be nice for Trump to see her grovel on her knees, oh!
Super callous narcissistic Trump coronavirus!
Tweeting in all caps and saying nothing to inspire us!
I can't stand his voice, I'd rather follow Miley Cyrus!
Super callous fragile ego Trump coronavirus!
Bum's in a pickle with a humdinger lie
Bum's in a pickle with a humdinger lie
Bum's in a pickle with a humdinger lie
Bum's in a pickle with a humdinger lie
He closes off all travel from our tariff feuding Xi;
And then for five or six weeks he has meetings with Fauci!
Then finally decides we're in a crisis, Golly Gee!
And no one question WHO's to blame or His Authority, whoa!
Stupid phallis goes ballistic at the Times reporter!
Taking no decisive action, tests aren't being ordered!
Meanwhile López Obrador has closed his northern border!
Topping off the death statistics, Dow Jones, sucky quarter!
Trump is a-twiddling his thumbs every night
Trump is a-twiddling his thumbs every night
Trump is a-twiddling his thumbs every night
Trump is a-twiddling his thumbs every night
In Michigan the Trumpanzees are waving giant flags;
They want to open bistros and fill up their grocery bags,
Then picnic in the park or visit beaches in the nude--
Who cares if people die in droves, we need our freedom, dude! Hey!
Doofus shallow MAGA dipsh#t pressers really tire us!
As the COVID-19 RNA tries to rewire us!
We got laid off from our jobs and no one wants to hire us!
Duke of Malice pugilist expects to quell a virus!
Bumble and diddle never calmed any tide
Bumble and diddle never calmed any tide
Bumble and diddle never calmed any tide
Bumble and diddle never calmed any tide
The unemployment lines are growing, sixteen million plus--
I'll try to find a job that doesn't make me drive a bus!
I might just settle in my chair and write more parodies...
And maybe someday Donald Trump will grow a pair o' dese, here!
Flippant callous MAGAlific ex-reali-ty star,
Bloviating, demagoguing, that's no way to restart!
Study South Korea's testing, try some bulgogi, star!
Flippant callous MAGAlific ex-reali-ty star!
©Bob "Why Don't They Just Call It Hannitizer?" Gomez 2020
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I can see this as a hit going viral...
This tune is a lot harder to do than at first glance. Nice job in changing every line at least once!
Brilliant, Bob!
Chim chimeree, chim chimeree, chim chim cheroo, vote for Joe Biden, Trump don't care 'bout you.
Excellent
Excellent stuff - especially liked the way the "Bum's in a pickle with a humdinger lie" change trips off the tongue
Thanks for the votes and comments. What the world needs now is masks and gloves, and some other things that there's just too little of. d;^{
Bob Gomez! Outstanding work!
Excellent stuff Bob. Great pacing and expansive ground covered. Pity you put this out before the disinfectant/UV light (from the inside though!) gods gift to satirists arrived.
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