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Song Parodies -> "The Favors They Bring"

Original Song Title:

"My Favourite Things"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"The Favors They Bring"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics


“Brain Shocks” DiRosas,
He whispers; Don listens.
Some copper messin',
All up in my business.
Need pay our whack-ages, fry him some sting,
Could you just do me this favor I bring?

Jack Woltz's Pony,
Was de-cap-eled brutal.
He gags at slayed nag,
Then schitzels his tootle.
Police that try mess get goons clip their wings,
The same thing goes for these movie star kings.

Cleanin' up messes,
With Manhattan rash-ness.
Face breaks for days,
As the nose shows its Smash-ness.
Silvo's for dinner, on Christmas Eve brings,
Coming what’s due those what favors "Our Thing".

At the docks, Pete,
Deals on B street .
Workin' for God-Dad.
Don't for-get - remember the favors was bring,
Or you're gonna feel real bad.

Christmas at Guido's,
There's fun and there's kiddin'.
Soldier's earned metals,
'Cause they did Don's biddin'.
Wise-guys with crack-ages everyone sings,
Pay them their due for the favors they bring.

Eat macaronies,
And pasta fa zoo-dles.
Eat well and play well,
Eat pizzelles have oo-dles. [1]
Wine that is dry; don't get tuned up too high,
Or you can kiss all your favors good-bye.

Watch how you dresses,
Don't dress like no fascist.
Cup-cakes don't stay
Long, their noses get smashist.
Dress like it's dinner and wear your cuff links,
To stay in favor make mind like "Our's Thinks".

Feech's card night,
Rocco's drug ring.
Don't make one, my-bad.
You'll simply discover dis-favor's one thing,
Be wishin' you had not had.

You'll simply discover dis-favor's one thing,
Be wishin' you had not had.
Just simply remember the favors and things,
And give back to old God-Dad.

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TJC - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Incredible concept and lexecution, Guy... I am amazed at the mind that shoehorned so many 'Things' into Dis Thiiing!
alvin - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
these lyrics sent to that gentle melody just executes...uh...i mean SLAYS me
AFW - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
God Dad...I live that ..sounds more streetie that Godfather...you whacked a good one, here
AFW - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Should be...I like that...not live that..it's not a Freudian slip..honest..
Kristof Robertson - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
I've now got a mental image of Julie Andrews whacking James Gandolfini...excellent work, Guy.
Carmine (2-LOUD) Boccotesta - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey-e Ovah 'eah, Funny-Guy-Tunz, I keeps seein' all dees tribudes ta La Cosa Nostra. Doan fergit dat favor I dun fer yous. Um still lookin' fer the propur tribude that so befitz me. So whens yous gonna pay me my tribude? Um not gittin' eny yunger ya knows. Yous gotz `til da nex pos day az yous calls id ta produce sumtin` befittin` a Don. Yous bin warnt. 2-LOUD Outta `eah.
Guy - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks TJC - It was a fun write.
alvin - Don't say slay - stay with the season and say sleigh. Gratzi..
AFW - God Dad just came out when I was writing. It surprised me that I thought of it. Thanks. .
Kristof - I can't imagine Julie Andrews whacking anyone. But I did get a vivd mental image of this. =-) .
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Signore Don Boccotesta - It has been remiss of me to have neglected your greatness. I promise you a tribute in the next parody I post. It will be a fitting tribute that will bring honor to your benevolent and gracias character. .
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Man what have I said. Now I have until post time tomorrow to come up with something for Don B. This may be my last parody. I need to find Father Sarducci - I need to make some confession and have him standing by for last rights. This might be the big CIAO so it has been real writing with you guys. Please pray for me. (shutter).
John Barry - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Molto buono ancora!
Project Sisyphus - November 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Yo! Good work, I left you some fives. Don't tell nobody.
Serafina - November 09, 2007 - Report this comment
I always enjoy reading parodies of this song... you did a great one here! Now I'm gonna do you a favor by giving you a perfect 5-5-5 vote. :)
John Jenkins - November 09, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse - you keep writing parodies like this, and I'm gonna keep giving you fives.

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