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Song Parodies -> "Is There A Visine For That"

Original Song Title:

"My Favorite Things"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"Is There A Visine For That"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

R.N.'s with bad breath, rude taxicab drivers
Long boring speeches from divorce survivors
Pet names for goldfish, cute bows on a cat
I Wonder Is There A Visine For That...

Dogs that won't housetrain, restrooms without tissue
Paper boys lawn tossing yesterday's issue
Angry door greetings above "Welcome" mats
I Wonder Is There A Visine For That...

Sabre Dance played on a flat occarina
Pies in the face, or a handed subpoena
Bladder retention, your car's freeway flat
I Wonder Is There A Visine For That...

When the snow's deep
When you can't sleep
Or a friend wears plaid
Is there an eyedrop
To just magically stop
Every bad day we've had?

Stiff peanut butter that messes your bread up
Achy necked mornings, you can't get your head up
Oranges with thin peels, and knotted shoe strings
Is there a Visine to end all such things?

Ready to suntan when clouds make it shady
Urges to go out and kick an old lady
Faucets that drip nights, in your house, a bat
I Wonder is there a Visine for that..

Freezes and crashes on your desk computer
Long hair and piercings of your daughter's suitor
Identity thieves stealing cash, leave you flat
I doubt if there is a Visine for that

When the fridge breaks,
When the earth quakes,
In your ear, a gnat
Your spot, fail to mark it,
Lost car, where'd you park it?
There's no Visine...for....that

No, there's no Visine for that..

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Matthias - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment
This parody of one of MY favorite things
Matthias - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment
I meant to say is.... I need some sleep.... This parody IS of of MY favorite things
John Barry - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Here's some fives for that!
alvin rhodes - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment
wonderfully strange
Yoidy - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Someday I'll have a limosine for all of that! 555
Jessie W. - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment
I think there actually might be a Visine for all that....knowing companies like that.....anyway, 5's!
Serafina - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment
I can see that you did great here... 5-5-5
AFW - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks all, for votes and comments
Stuart McArthur - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment
fantastic detail - and you've got an ally here on all of them AFW, esp. friends who wear plaid, and thin-skinned oranges - lol - 555
Jack Wilson - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Love it, I have a "Visine for that"idea runnign around to,not to this though. Want three fives? There's a Visine for that
Michael E Cormier - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Good work, AFW. 555. I couldn't quite see the page clearly due to dry eyes, though. Do they still make a Visine for that? lol
Meriadoc - January 30, 2007 - Report this comment
I had my eyes dilated today, so I am trying to read this thru pupils the size of saucers...ha ha. Still looks good tho'.
Christie Marie M - August 03, 2009 - Report this comment
I just came across this today when you posted "Part 2" of this parody. 555 eye drops for this one!
Guy - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Loved that you did a part two to this one. They are equally entertaining. You could go on and on with sequels of this and I think everyone would love it. Great idea on how to spoof dumb misleading TV ads. Well played - Now that I have seen both parts I have really got the "read" out. And your clever lines leave such humorous mental images.
AFW - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks to Christie, and Guy

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