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Song Parodies -> "Elevator's Online With The Sound Of Muzak"

Original Song Title:

"The Sound Of Music"

Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"Elevator's Online With The Sound Of Muzak"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

Elevator's online
With the sound of Muzak
The music's piped in
So that they can say,
"Elevator's online
With the sound of Muzak"
And though we complain
Continues to play

When you come to work
It is playing it's song
The whistling clerk
Sets teeth on edge
And though you're stuck here
It plays all day long
Your boss doesn't care
Cause his hearing is gone
So you're making a pledge
While your brain gets perturbed
As it goes on and on
Causing dismay
Till finally you contemplate
Standing outside on the ledge

You're stuffing cotton
Into both of your ears
But you can still hear
As loud as before
You're stuck with the sound
With the sound of Muzak
You can take no more

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 7

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John Barry - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Push the button for floor 5-5-5
alvin rhodes - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment
uplifting and downbeat at the same time...5s
Rick C - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment
This gave me a lift! 555
Michael Pacholek - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Unfortunately, this parody is as true as it is good.
Tim Mayfield - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks John, alvin, Rick and Michael.
pickle - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I once had trouble with topping up a phonecard, and when ringing up the phone company for help, I heard the Scissor Sisters' 'Comfortably Numb' as their onhold music! Really!

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