Elevator's online
With the sound of Muzak
The music's piped in
So that they can say,
"Elevator's online
With the sound of Muzak"
And though we complain
Continues to play

When you come to work
It is playing it's song
The whistling clerk
Sets teeth on edge
And though you're stuck here
It plays all day long
Your boss doesn't care
Cause his hearing is gone
So you're making a pledge
While your brain gets perturbed
As it goes on and on
Causing dismay
Till finally you contemplate
Standing outside on the ledge

You're stuffing cotton
Into both of your ears
But you can still hear
As loud as before
You're stuck with the sound
With the sound of Muzak
You can take no more