He's Spongeclarissavictoriadawnexplainitallvictoriousjustice!
Even though the sound of it
Is something quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough
You'll always sound precocious
Spongeclarissavictoriadawnexplainitallvictoriousjustice!
Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I
Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I
Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I
Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I

Because I was afraid to show my name
When I was just a ninja master
My archnemesis gave me nose bleeds
And told me I was bad
But then one day I learned a word
That cleared my bloody nose
The biggest word you ever heard
And this is how it goes

Oh, Spongeclarissavictoriadawnexplainitallvictoriousjustice!
Even though the sound of it
Is something quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough
You'll always sound precocious
Spongeclarissavictoriadawnexplainitallvictoriousjustice!
Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I
Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I
Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I
Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I

He traveled all around the city and everywhere he went
He'd use his word and all would say there goes a dumb Ninja Turtle
When Lobsters and Squirrels pass the time of day with me
I say my special word and then they ask me out to fight

Spongeclarissavictoriadawnexplainitallvictoriousjustice!
Even though the sound of it
Is something quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough
You'll always sound precocious
Spongeclarissavictoriadawnexplainitallvictoriousjustice!

Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I
Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I

So when Squidward has got your tongue
Much to Splinter's dismay
Just summon up this word
And then you've got a lot to say
But better use it carefully
Or it can damage your life

For example
Yes?
One night I said it to Mr. Krabs and now he becomes my friend
Oh! And a stupid thing he is too. ha ha ha

He's Spongeclarissavictoriadawnexplainitallvictoriousjustice!
Spongeclarissavictoriadawnexplainitallvictoriousjustice!
Spongeclarissavictoriadawnexplainitallvictoriousjustice!
Spongeclarissavictoriadawnexplainitallvictoriousjustice!