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Song Parodies -> "My Favorite Dames"

Original Song Title:

"My Favorite Things"

Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"My Favorite Dames"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Yep. Not all of these ladies are my favorites, this was more of a challenge to rhyme with the original song. Original Song:
Miss Katy Perry and Scarlett Johansson
I love Shakira and that Charlize Theron
Nicki Minaj and her hair color change
These are a few of my favorite dames

Mariah Carey, those high notes are brutal
Zoe Deschanel- whole kit and caboodle
Amanda Bynes sets my heart aflame
These are a few of my favorite dames

Jennifer Lopez- as singer or actress
There’s Tina Fey with librarian glasses
And Miley Cyrus who cannot be tamed
These are a few of my favorite dames

Hilary Duff, Avril Lavigne
Britney’s still not bad
When there’s a whole world of my favorite dames
I guess life can’t be so bad!
And Doris Roberts, I love Cloris Leachman
I’d pick these ladies over Emma Watson
Taylor Swift’s cute, but she seems quite insane
Won’t make the list of my favorite dames!

Kaley Cuoco and Miss Cobie Smulders
She’s Aunt Robin on How I Met Your Mother
Last name Kardashian- can’t hold a flame
To Judi Dench- she’s a favorite dame

Carly Rae Jepsen and Christina Hendricks
JWOWW and Snooki, not even a death wish!
There’s Stacy Keibler, Clooney’s current flame
But she’s still one of my favorite dames

Miss Betty White makes my heart sing
She is never drab
She’s topping the list of my favorite dames
You others- don’t feel so bad!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Matthias - January 15, 2013 - Report this comment
So Betty White turns you on eh? Ewwwwww... But whatever floats your boat bro. I do enjoy quite a number of these ladies on this list.
Old Man Ribber - January 15, 2013 - Report this comment
Het Abbott! This must be a good job. Most others today are being dismissed with one bombs and no comments. ;D
Timmy - January 15, 2013 - Report this comment
Lots of great Dames in this one - very easy to sing this one with the rhyming
Callmelennie - January 15, 2013 - Report this comment
I'd watch "All That" with my kiddies on occassion and I always thought Amanda Bynes was an adorable little scamp. What's she up to these days ... I mean, has she cracked triple figures in bodyweight yet :-D
Wendy Christopher - January 15, 2013 - Report this comment
That's quite a wide range of ages in your selection of dames there, Abbott - I'm applauding your liberal thinking (I think..!) ;^) Some smart subs and loads of funny lines - and spot-on pacing too. Please have a five for every decade of Dame in this parody (which may actually be more than 555..!)
Lifeliver - January 15, 2013 - Report this comment
As an old schooler (Leslie Caron and Clair Bloom still do it for me though they're both about 80) I only know a few of these, but I thought it was a nice touch to include a real dame in there in Judi Dench (who doesn't fo it for me, except as an actress of course). But you missed the greatest Dame of them all, Edna Everage! Good job on the pacing and rhyming. 555
bobpiecheese - February 26, 2013 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I didn't recognise a couple of these, but that's my age and lack-of-watching-enough-films-ness screwing me up again. Really good parody, 555!
Jeff Reuben - February 28, 2013 - Report this comment
Always nice to see Stacy Keibler in a song! Clever idea, I enjoyed this.
Red Ant - February 28, 2013 - Report this comment
Suitable for ages 18-93 lol. Gotta question some choices (and google some too), but no questioning this fits spot-on.
Blaydeman - February 28, 2013 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Eh, I hate this OS. It's so corny!!!!!! But this was funny, I can't fault you for my disdain of the OS.
Glen S - February 28, 2013 - Report this comment
I too appreciate the diversity in your list. Fun stuff Abbott. Can't go wrong with Betty

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