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Original Song Title:

"My Favorite Things"

Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"A Topical Song"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

Pulled up some bushes and weeds that had thickened
Crab grass was spreadin’ and sight of it sickened
Big buzzing bumble bee brought me its sting
Bought me a tube of some topical cream

My muscles aching and arms were like noodles
I yelled at leg swells and cried my disproval
My knees did die, did you hear old guy scream?
Grabbed me a tube of that crap Aspercreme.

Stomach sent message, it’s time for a snackage
I spied some goodies and pulled them from package
Chewed on my sandwich and teeth fell in beans
Teeth cannot chew without denture kit cream

I get knee gripes, I get bee stings
When my chews go bad
I simply pick fix-it from cabinet creams
And then I don’t feel so bad.

Temp drops, I’m frozen, and whiskers get stiffened
It makes me mental when skin cells aren’t stickin’
Skin scaly pleads assist, ‘moisten me please’
Skin I will lube with my lotion and creams

Hair hasn’t grown much and bald head is cru-el
Now I and keyboard are searching on Google
Need hair that’s manly, and stays when it flings
Rogaine on scalp is testosterone cream.

Early in morning my mind isn’t moving
I traipse downstairs and I grind beans so soothing
Search in my fridge and I see carton gleam
Coffee won’t work without Land o’ Lakes cream

With a skin plight
When no hair springs
When my zig won’t zag
I simply am grateful for apropos cream
And then I apply my salve

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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Dave W. - March 19, 2012 - Report this comment
This stuff has all the makings for a funny has all the right things
WarrenB - March 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks a bunch, Dave. If I only had the funding...
AFW - March 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Some nice rhymes in here, and runs the gamut of cremes and lotions...
WarrenB - March 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Much appreciated, AFW.

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