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Song Parodies -> "My Favorite Drinks (And Alcohol-Fueled Tales)"

Original Song Title:

"My Favorite Things"

Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"My Favorite Drinks (And Alcohol-Fueled Tales)"

Parody Written by:

Rebekah Dub

The Lyrics

I'm not a big drinker, nor have I been to Miami Beach (though I'd love to go sometime), but I do have my favorites.
Crème de menthe, peppermint schnapps, Bailey’s Irish
Cream in a cocktail has me feeling nourished
Martinis and strawberry daiquiris
Are just a few of my favorite drinks

Could have coffee, but I really hate coffee
Could add sake and call it “Kamikaze”
Or maybe Godiva Chocolate Liqueur
Oh wait, my speech could slur while I’m at work

Maybe just a hint of Godiva Liqueur
In my coffee as long as there’s a chauffeur
Pick up my phone and call the janitor
He was a chauffeur in El Salvador

When I mix some
Types of liquors
I feel sick and get
A hangover the size of Mount E-ver-est
And then I feel so grotesque

I tried Jack and Coke at a colleague’s party
In a drunken stupor I danced with Marty
Now he’ll never look at me the same way
Because I threw up alone in the hay

Some colleagues and I went to Dave and Buster’s
The beer I drank that night helped me to muster
The courage to ask our hot waiter out
He said “no” but offered me a free stout

Tried a Bellini followed by a Mai Tai
I swear the bartender who made them was high
So we took a jeep to Miami Beach
And I tasted the best Sex on the Beach

I was too drunk
To care about
That dumb bartender
But I remembered my favorite drinks and
Bee-lined toward the kitchen sink
What are your favorite booze-filled escapades, if any?

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Pacing: 4.3
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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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Old Man Ribber - January 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Skoal! ;D
Rob Arndt - January 16, 2012 - Report this comment
If you've seen the Brit series AB-FAB you should do a parody using Boli-Stoli ;-D
Rebekah Dub - January 16, 2012 - Report this comment
I haven't seen Ab-Fab, but I'll have to check it out. I'm always open to new parody ideas.

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