Clark Kent's portrayed a riddle, no diddle guy
Clark Kent's portrayed a riddle, no diddle guy

Superman is fragilistic when it comes to Lois
No excuse or alibi, for this, he doesn't owe us
When he's tough and fighting crime..his soft side he won't show us
(But) Superman is fragilistic when it comes to Lois

Su-per could get a little diddle if he'd try
Su-per could get a little diddle if he'd try

Old Superman's liked Lois Lane
Since nineteen thirty-eight
It took till nineteen ninety-six
To be her legal mate
Now there is talk of a break-up
And even a divorce..
Reversal back to olden times,
Would this be good or worse?

Not need be said..when these two wed
It satisfied the masses
Lois got wise 'bout Clark's disguise
The black rimmed pair of glasses
She has retained her maiden name,
Signs checks Lois Lane Kent, now
It seems some fans don't like this way,
Much mystery has went, now

Is Clark Kent and married life too cut and dry?
Is Clark Kent and married life too cut and dry?

September "Two-O-E-leven
DC boots their new pledge
Lois, once more, will be unwed
Have new boss, Morgan Edge
For Daily Planet, still employed
But there's a brand new bend,
Her boyfriend's now, Jon-a-than Carrol,
And Clark is just a friend,

Is this a paddle piddle like Edsel was?
Is this a paddle piddle like Edsel was?

Superman will shed homespun and, once again, be macho
Won't see the short red underwear snugged up around his crotch-o
In fresh cocoon he will be wrapped, a new blue modern Speedo
With hope, more movie fans attend, and comic readers read-Oh..

With hope, more movie fans attend, and comic readers read-Oh..

Hyped is this piddle kettle in public eye
Hyped is this piddle kettle in public eye