Milk that's gone rancid and baked beans and nachos,
Crab cakes and broccoli and beef and cheese tacos,
All of these nasties ferment in my gut;
That's what you sniff when your sniffin' my butt!

Cream colored pastries and stale apple streudels,
Donuts and pancakes and schnitzel with noodles,
Monkeys that fly coming out of my butt;
That's what you sniff when I let go a cut!

When the dog bites,
When the bee stings,
When you're feeling sad;
You won't long remember those much lesser things,
Cuz my farts, they reek, so bad!

Girls in white dresses will flee devastation,
Asphyxiation and contamination,
Car tires and bike tires melt into a rut;
All from the smell that comes out of my BUTT!!!

When the dog bites,
When the bee stings,
When you're feeling sad;
You won't long remember those much lesser things,
Cuz my farts, they REEEEEEK, SOOOOOO BAAAAAAAAD!!!