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Song Parodies -> "Take Care Of these Things"

Original Song Title:

"My Favorite Things"

Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"Take Care Of these Things"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

I've been off a while, but a lot of stuff lately has me firedd up:

Terrorist shooter who fires on Fort Hood,
The warnings had shown he was up to no good,
Said contact Awlaki give troops their wings,
Hope that Obama takes care of these things.

Test launching missiles from Korean heavens,
Iran will build up, their nuclear weapons,
Land mines that blow up our troops make us sing,
Please will Obama take care of these things?

We are now jobless from illegal workers,
Healthcare expenses pay while they stay here,
Red White and Blue colors laughed at which brings,
When will Obama takes care of these things?

When swine flu bites, and lost pay stings,
And our healthcare's bad,
I see how Obama takes care of these things,
And it makes me feel so mad.

Stimulus handouts pad pockets of bosses,
We're losing our homes can't make up the losses,
The Chinese will buy us they hold our strings,
Hope that Obama takes care of these things.

Middle class workers will suffer the losses,
States are all broke and schools banning our crosses,
Can't pray to God or say it when we sing,
Obama must now take care of these things.

Rights in our country are phased out like fashion,
Congress will feed us but with some tight rations,
Healthcare says die now too sick here's your wings,
Obama better reverse all these things.

Then we pledge right, and to God sing,
And good healthcare's fad,
We have back our country with God under wing,
It makes U. S. A. so glad

Copyright 2009

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Old Man Ribber - November 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you, Mark. (5s around) The hils are alive with the sound of protest! ;D
Mark Scotti - November 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR!!! I've been taking some time off, but I had to let loose on this one...
blackjack21 - November 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Back with a vengeance, nice job. Mark up some Fives.
Mark Scotti - November 13, 2009 - Report this comment
"Dealing" you thanks, blackjack!!!
Christie Marie M - November 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Great to see you writing again, Mark! How have you been? Great? I missed you lots!! Long time no see! I echo OMR and Blackjack's comments! You sure put up a good fight with this one! When I read/sang through your song, it got me wondering about Obama myself, when he's going to take care of these things. I even thought that when Obama is president, things would get better, but instead it got worse. But I can't think that, I got to have faith in Obama. I'm sure he'll take care of these things soon. But I'll still support Obama every step of the way. Well, here's some 555's so.....take care!-----Christie.
Mark Scotti - November 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Christie

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