Well hung mosquitos and large bees that bumble
Fat yellow jackets that make me feel humble
Hornets and wasps with maneuvering wings
These are a few of my least fav'rite stings

Centipedes, silverfish, brown recluse hiders
Honeybees, horseflies and black widow spiders
Pinch bugs and ticks, and black leeches with clings
All make the list of my least fav'rite stings..

Diamond back rattlers as large as a panda
Mimicking rhythms of Carmen Miranda
Huge serpents saddled with scaled skin and rings
Adders, too, add to my least fav'rite stings..

When bedbugs bite
And big flies light
On my face or bod..
They all flash before me, my least fav'rite stings,
And I shout..out, OH, MY, GOD !!


Sand fleas and scorpions, porcupine needles,
Fire ants, wooly worms, some "Three-E'ed" beetles
A horny toad, on my hand, quickly springs
Chalk up some more of my least fav'rite stings

Jellyfish, stingrays, moray eels, and catfish
Don't care how small it is, won't de-hook that fish
Can't risk a wound that could keep me in slings
Try to a-vo-id my least fav'rite stings

Teetsy flies, brittle worms, calls from IRS
Positive testing for sexual virus,
Ninety bucks owed for some long distant rings..
All of them venom my least fav'rite stings..

But the painer,
Real no-brainer,
Perched at my top shelf..
Is the dude in dark shades..who thinks he is king,
Old "Rock has-been" Sting, himself..

Old "Rock has-been" Sting, himself..