I came upon a journalist,
He was talkin' to us from Baghda-a-ad,
Saying how the Allies have failed ba-a-ad,
and NBC told him:

"We're getting pressure from the Pres,
And our lawyers have laid down the li-i-ine,
So we're gonna fire your ass this time,
And make our news Truth Free."

We are Gee—Eee,
We are Enn, Be-e Cee,
And we've got to get War Critics
Off of our TEEEEEE-VEEEE

By the time he got to Baghdad,
Arnett was Ess-Ohh-E-e-ell,
35 years of hard work ends in a permanent vaca-ation,
And I dreamed I saw the Donahue show on M-S-N-B-Cee-ee-ee,
Turning into a show ca-a-alled Savage Natio-io-ion.

We are Gee—Eee,
We are Enn, Be-e Cee,
And we've got to get War Critics
Off of our TEEEEE-VEEEE