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Song Parodies -> "Joke Side of Town"
Original Song Title:
"Poor Side of Town"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Rivers
Parody Song Title:
"Joke Side of Town"
Parody Written by:
CML
The Lyrics
A parody of the OS by newbie Gregory Blake triggered a memory of a parody I did years ago, but neglected to post here. The subject is a little dated but it does involve perennial right wing punching bag .. Anthony Weiner
How can you tell me
You're fit for high office
When the last time I saw you
You were tweeting dick pics
That new chick you're texting
Must have caused a meltdown
So welcome back, Weiner
To the joke side of town
To her you were nothing but
A total douchebag (Total DOUCHE-bag)
Not much more than a quick way
To get on TV (Inside EDITION)
To me you're the greatest thing
This standup's* ever found
And its easy to make dick puns
On the Weiner side of town
I cant blame you for sexting
I think she's kinda hot, too
I only have one question, Weiner
Do you not have a freaking clue
(Not a clue, not a clue)
(So tell me, how many more dickpics)
(Come text me and tell me
Your weirdest fetish)
OH, with you being a jerkoff
I'll make a mint in this town
You'll make me a rich man, Weiner
On the joke side of town
You're fit for high office
When the last time I saw you
You were tweeting dick pics
That new chick you're texting
Must have caused a meltdown
So welcome back, Weiner
To the joke side of town
To her you were nothing but
A total douchebag (Total DOUCHE-bag)
Not much more than a quick way
To get on TV (Inside EDITION)
To me you're the greatest thing
This standup's* ever found
And its easy to make dick puns
On the Weiner side of town
I cant blame you for sexting
I think she's kinda hot, too
I only have one question, Weiner
Do you not have a freaking clue
(Not a clue, not a clue)
(So tell me, how many more dickpics)
(Come text me and tell me
Your weirdest fetish)
OH, with you being a jerkoff
I'll make a mint in this town
You'll make me a rich man, Weiner
On the joke side of town
*Heh, heh, HEH! .. Get it, Beavis, the "Standup" is making dick jokes .. heh, heh, HEH!
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I like this so here are some genuine 555 votes. WHY won't ChuckyG do anything about the bogus 13 votes?!?!
You could ask the same question about some orher strange goings on around here, none of which is good for readership. I can only hope he feels a sense of responsibility for preserving the largest archive of song parodies on the net ... by a HUGE margin, BTW
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