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Song Parodies -> "Secret Contagion Man"

Original Song Title:

"Secret Agent Man"

Original Performer:

Johnny Rivers

Parody Song Title:

"Secret Contagion Man"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

There's a man who puts your life in danger
To every one he meets, becomes life changer
Ahh, with every cough he makes, another body aches
Odds are he'll transmit more bug tomorrow

Secret .. Contagion Man; Secret .. Contagion Man
Oh, he's giving you the Covid
And you dont know his name

Beware the laughing grandkids that you find
A cherub face can hide a hugging mind
Ahh be careful not to play, you must shoo your scamps away
Odds are you might catch the bug tomorrow

Secret .. Contagion Man; Secret .. Contagion man
Ahh, be giving you the Covid
And not taking any blame

Sneezing at the Walmart checkout one day
Then later invading your social space the next day
Oh no, you felt a fleck of spit
That flew from contagious lips
Odds are you'll be sick as dog tomorrow

Secret .. Contagion Man; Secret .. Contagion Man
Ahh, he's given you the virus
Not feeling any shame

Secret .. Contagion Man!!

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