Song Parodies -> "Johnny Rivers Tributes "Carlos Danger"

Original Song Title:

"Secret Agent Man"

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Original Performer:

"Johnny Rivers Tributes "Carlos Danger"

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The Lyrics

This song is from 1966, but younger readers should recognize it as it has appeared in several spy spoof movies such as "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective" and the "Austin Powers" series. It's the song that starts with the greatest opening guitar riff EVER ...

Baa ba BAA ba ba ba BAA ba ba .. ba ba ba ba
Baa ba BAA ba ba ba BAA ba ba ...ba ba ba ba
Baa ba BAA ba ba ba BAA ba ba .. ba ba ba ba...

There's a Dem who posts as Carlos Danger
And every time we peek, he's acting stranger
Oh, with every text he makes
Another scandal breaks
Odds are he'll beclown himself tomorrow
Carlos .. DANGER man!
Carlos .. DANGER man!
Oh, you've made another blunder
And covered yourself in shame

Beware the online groupies that you find
A pretty thong can mask self serving mind
Oh be careful what you text
Might be on TV next
Odds are you'll be butt of jokes tomorrow
Carlos .. DANGER man!
Carlos .. DANGER man!
Oh, you gave yourself a mon'ker
But they still leaked out your name

Sexting with that Leathers female one day
Then hiding behind your wifey's skirts the next day
Oh, stand by him if you dare
He doesn't seem self aware
Odds are he'll drop out of race tomorrow
Carlos .. DANGER man!
Carlos .. DANGER man!
Oh, they're laughing at your mon'ker
And smirking 'bout your name

CARLOS .. DANGER MAN!!!

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Old Man Ribber - July 29, 2013 - Report this comment

Lennie - Spot on! ;D

Ann H - July 29, 2013 - Report this comment

he he

Patrick - July 29, 2013 - Report this comment

One self-righteous pundit said that the mayor of New York city has a "bully pulpit". I rather see Weiner with the job than the bully who occupies the pulpit now.

Callmelennie - July 29, 2013 - Report this comment

Thank you OMR, Ann H, and Patrick. I need to give credit to Groucho Marxist for the original idea. I posted my song on another website called "Thepeoplescube" along with two other Weineresque parodies of two other Johnny Rivers songs -- "Memphis, Tenessee" and "Poor Side of Town." If you google "Carlos Danger Man and Frisky a Go Go" you'll go right to it .... As for the comments there -- We're all doing a shtick where we're the citizens of a socialist utopia, which means nobody's work can be better than anybody else's.

PMS - July 29, 2013 - Report this comment

555

Jonathan - July 29, 2013 - Report this comment

"Danger"ously funny! 5's

Rob Arndt - July 30, 2013 - Report this comment

If Wiener can't control himself while out of public office, then what level of scandals would he get himself into as Mayor of NY (which is a cesspool anyway)??? Loved the parody- 555!!!

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