This is a parody that I wrote last year right after "No-one has work anymore" but for some reason didn't post at the time, I can't quite remember why but it was probably a filler line or two that I wanted to continue working on but never got around to. Anyway, the premise is that with ever growing life expectancy in the West combined with the down spiralling recession there’s no wonder that politicians are starting to talk about how the elderly must be persuaded to keep working at a higher age or the pension systems are gonna collapse, there’s even talk about how we as a society must create new jobs for the elderly that are interesting, exciting and exotic so that they don't wanna retire in the first place. Now that got me thinking, with the only two branches not affected by the recession being the military and the always ever expanding governmental surveillance sector that basically only leaves one line of work left for granny if she wanna support herself during her old age. Here's a song about it set to a Golden Oldie (no pun intended) that I’ve come to know through Amiright.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.

© Peter Andersson.