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Song Parodies -> "Secret Foreskin Man"

Original Song Title:

"Secret Agent Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Rivers

Parody Song Title:

"Secret Foreskin Man"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

If you want to convince people that circumcision is wrong, writing comic books featuring blatantly anti-Semitic caricatures probably isn't the way to do it. (http://articles.nydailynews.com/2011-06-04/news/29640784_1_foreskin-man-semitic-intactivist)
This man thinks he is the protector
Of our young boys and their erectors
He hates it when they snip another tiny tip
Odds are you'll get clipped before tomorrow

Secret foreskin man
Secret foreskin man
He wants to go fight the mohels
And take away all their jobs

He says anti-Semitic he is not
Just hates it when they circumcise a tot
Oh be careful who you cut, he'll come and kick your butt
Odds are you'll get clipped before tomorrow

Secret foreskin man
Secret foreskin man
He wants to go fight the mohels
And take away all their jobs

In San Francisco, soon they may well ban it
But it happens everywhere else on the planet
Oh no, you took too much off, when you stopped to cough
Odds are this one'll be a girl tomorrow

Secret foreskin man
Secret foreskin man
He wants to go fight the mohels
And take away all their jobs
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Rob Arndt - June 13, 2011 - Report this comment
I was gonna do this topic when it was in the news, but decided not to touch it!!! Great that you did- well done!!! 555!!!
Old Man Ribber - June 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Hu - (In my best Curley Howard voice) I'm a victim of coicumcision! (Great job, knucklehead!) ;D

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