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Song Parodies -> "He's An Ancient Man"
Original Song Title:
"Secret Agent Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Rivers
Parody Song Title:
"He's An Ancient Man"
Parody Written by:
William Tong
The Lyrics
Just what this country needs for our next president... NOT! A 72-year old warmonger Bush-clone named John McCain
(instrumental intro)
Who's the man who'd put us all in danger?
He's Arizona's version, Texas Ranger.
With every move, he aches.
Bad health, the chance he takes.
Odds are we won't live to see tomorrow.
He's an... ancient man.
He's an... ancient man.
Who's worse than the Bush the Dumber?
The mistaken John McCain.
The wars that he embraces shows he's blind
McCain embraces Bush's evil mind.
Not too careful of who he'd slay.
On Iran, it's bombs away.
Odds are we won't live to see tomorrow.
He's an... ancient man.
He's an... ancient man.
Who's worse than the Bush the Dumber?
The mistaken John McCain.
(lead guitar solo)
He's an... ancient man.
He's an... ancient man.
Who's worse than the Bush the Dumber?
The mistaken John McCain.
Clingin' to an ancient era, one way.
Said we're stayin' in Iraq forever, his way.
The world had seen his Baghdad trip.
So unhinged that his mind could flip.
The odds are we won't live to see tomorrow.
He's an... ancient man.
He's an... ancient man.
Who's worse than the Bush the Dumber?
The mistaken John McCain.
He's an ancient man.
Who's the man who'd put us all in danger?
He's Arizona's version, Texas Ranger.
With every move, he aches.
Bad health, the chance he takes.
Odds are we won't live to see tomorrow.
He's an... ancient man.
He's an... ancient man.
Who's worse than the Bush the Dumber?
The mistaken John McCain.
The wars that he embraces shows he's blind
McCain embraces Bush's evil mind.
Not too careful of who he'd slay.
On Iran, it's bombs away.
Odds are we won't live to see tomorrow.
He's an... ancient man.
He's an... ancient man.
Who's worse than the Bush the Dumber?
The mistaken John McCain.
(lead guitar solo)
He's an... ancient man.
He's an... ancient man.
Who's worse than the Bush the Dumber?
The mistaken John McCain.
Clingin' to an ancient era, one way.
Said we're stayin' in Iraq forever, his way.
The world had seen his Baghdad trip.
So unhinged that his mind could flip.
The odds are we won't live to see tomorrow.
He's an... ancient man.
He's an... ancient man.
Who's worse than the Bush the Dumber?
The mistaken John McCain.
He's an ancient man.
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